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Ah. I forgot about the fact that alt Doom is extremely thick.

*tosses a smoke grenade before knocking out alt Doom via a punch to the face*

*Alt Doom blocks the axes, returning fire with the revolvers. After that, he blocks the punch to the face*

(while holding Chryos' arm) You forget you are adressing an Angel Prince apparently. Just because I am willing to believe the best about you doesn't mean I will never do what needs to be done.

*Shoots Chryos in the face with the magnum, while holding his arm*
*Uses other magnum to fire at alt @etg2002 until they both run out*

*ducks under grenades and bullets*

Does anyone want to join the tavernational pacifist group?

NO. They didn't even tell alt Doom about the plan. I am quite sure that he knows nothing.

Sooooo... Just standing here... Watching the fight... Monitoring events telepathically... Anything for me to do? Where is AP now? Does he know that his alt is the power source for the terraformers? Oh well then *pours out a few of bottles of vodka into a barrel before drinking it all*.

DIE!

*alt: a shoulder-strapped mini-flak deploys and hits the fireballs, making them explode in the air*

HahiHa: I am... doing what I.. can! *tears the space-time rift further apart, letting more and more water through*

Alt-HahiHa: Alcohol goes well with fire! *throws a hand-grenade at Swarmlord while he's drinking vodka*

*Starts spinning in the air*

Prepare for devastation!

*Proceeds to take a rectangular device out of my pocket, type something into the keypad on the side, flick off the top, then press the button that was revealed.* (real me) have fun terraforming the land without any terraformers! *alt me, the only visible one outside the tavern, looks into the sky and says the following* (alt me) Anyone have a clue what the pinpoint of intense yellow light is? say, it looks kinda like a-- (real me) laser? yeah. massive orbital laser. Plasma Ionization energy. Separates molecules from their protons, thus obliterated anything in it's path. and it's aimed right at the alt tavern. as i said, have fun terraforming the world without your gear.

*alt: opens wide the InfinityBag and drags out a large cannon-like weapon that instantly anchors itself in the ground; aims at spinning Doombreed in the air and shoots a large steel wire net connected by long steel cables to the cannon; the whole thing gets entangled in Doombreed's spiral until the spare cables have run out and suddenly tauten*

HahiHa: The last of the water has flowed off! I can close th-

*hand grenade aimed at Swarmlord rolls around and falls into the rift; a moment later a wave of spume spills out of the gap*

Uuuh, what?

This has turned into an arena. I'll just watch. My money is on HahiHa.

*Stops spinning, and extends arms legs and wings wide, ripping the steel wire with a victorious war cry*

*like a meteor, proceeds to land on alt HahiHa full force, with the impact causing a massive shockwave and devastation in the Tavern*

*is shot in the head by the bullets*

Hi-freakin-larious. Now you are so going to pay for what you've done. Once I do a few things of course.

*removes arm from alt Doom's hand and takes out numerous bombs*

*blows up a section of the tavern*

*Alt Doom attempts to fly away through the open hole but is caught in real Doom's blazing meteor attack*

Alt Doom: AAAAA!

*gets slammed down full force and attempts to get up, but fails*

Doom: oops....Sorry...

(OOC: I'm not certain what happened, Doom. Did your alt effectively take the full attack leaving my alt unharmed, or were both hit by your attack?)

(ΟΟC: No the attack still landed on the ground floor of the Tavern, it just hit my alt too. If I did attack blindly, like suggested, then you can understand I didn't really target it on someone xD)

(OOC I leave for a couple of hours and this happens?)

*Summons the swarm telepathically*

A massive, 6-limbed creature bursts through the Tavern floor. Through the tunnel it made, swarms of ravenous, cat-sized, flesh-eating things.

EAT THE STRANGERS! The large Monster slices right through a pillar with one of its talons and charges an eel-like electrical attack.

Alt: Entering orbit, a fast moving, small ship soon finds its target and smashes into etg's orbital defense system. Cloaked until impact, the ship shatters into a silvery dust. This is no ordinary dust but a swarm of nanites which disintegrate the hull, into which a second ship enters. This one doesn't shatter, it unfolds to reveal itself as a conscious, metal beast. More come. They obliterate the structure, destroying both the software and the satellite itself. Etg's other space stations prepare to defend themselves. Then a gigantic ship reveals its presence. It dwarfs the stations. Within it, the alt swarm prepares the vast array of terraformers, a few of which were destroyed on the planet below...