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I can hear them, but they can't hear me...

voice: they can't hear you, I am not Alt-AP as you thought... I don't know where he is

*the REAL Alt-AP appears in the Tavern*

Alt-AP: well, why is this place so dark? it needs some more... light *creates giant holy lasers everywhere* now tell me, where is armorplayergc?

*wakes up in a cold and dark forest filled with evil creatures*
oh no... not this again... D:

Why do I feel like you're doing this against your will? Maybe this will knock you out of your senses.

*attempts to kick alt-Chryos into a wall but is quickly blasted back*

Alt Chryos: Silence fool! According to the will of HahiHa, you shall all be purged!

Alt-AP: hey... did armorplayergc use the Blue Circle? *disappears heading to the Blue Circle*

(normal) AP: *hears lots of powerful evil creatures* oh no, I am surrounded, they are coming from the Stronghold, I was trying to escape this nightmare, but now, I have to go deeper in it... I have to head to The Maze to escape them! *runs to The Maze* I just wish I could talk with people in the Tavern... now, alt-AP is hunting me too... I shouldn't have made that mistake...

(sleep calls. see you in 10 hours!)

Alt Head 1: Hi! Hello. Nice to meet you, you're all great people.
Alt Head 2: How are you feeling? Good? Great! Me too! <3
Alt Head 3: Wanna talk about Cod?
Alt Head 4: Here; would you like an instructional pamphlet? Don't worry, I have, like, thousands of these things.

*hands out pamphlets titled PRAISE COD ... OR ELSE*

Alt Head 4: It's good to see new faces, and old faces, and newish faces that look a lot like familiar faces, and-
Alt Head 3: Don't feel left out!
Alt Head 2: If you need anything to ease your transition to Codism, just ask. : )
Alt Head 1: I know we're gonna be best friends, I can totally feel it.

Is it just me, or are we always having battles here... This is more like an Arena than a Tavern.

Well fights do tend to break out in taverns *dodges laser*

Anyway, I think I should finish this fight quickly.

*summons a huge array of swords and fires them all at alt Chryos to pin him onto a wall*

*Alt Doom appears right before Alt Chryos*

Alt Doom: No! Stop this ridiculous display of combat prowess!

*Alt Doom takes out 2 magnum revolvers and fires at Alt Chryos*

Oh god, this isn't getting us anywhere...

*Shoots fireballs at Alt HahiHa to destroy the sanctified rounds and counterattack *

*ducks under flying debris*

Oh, I see. Well, I'll just have my tea.

OK. A bit of a mess here... Time to psychically alert everybody so that they know all that is happening.

Report:

Alt Doom: Good- is NOT aware of other alts' evil intentions
Alt Chryo: Very bad and dangerous
Alt HahiHa: Leader of tavern attack- perhaps not religious in the way we thought (misleading an angel isn't nice). May worship some sort of anti-god.
Alt AP: Was captured to power terraforming tech. Now somehow escaped but may still be connected to the devices so that his power can be drained. Dangerous but probably good. Be cautious.
Alt etg: Seems to be trying to drown us all. We can swim... Right?
Alt FishPreferred: Appears to be a rather confused worshipper of HahiHa's religion... Not a risk unless the heads stop talking to each other.
Alt SirLegendary: Unknown. May be nowhere near, ready to attack or with my alt.
Alt Me: Probably preparing the terraforming devices. Probably has very destructive technology and maybe a robotic army but isn't part of attack.

That's it. I think.

My alt?

I killed him, but he shall be reborn, soon. His rebirth will be the mark of new era. But for now, he's been sealed off to another dimension of demons.

Alt-HahiHa: Hellfire! *steps aside to avoid fireball* Not bad, demon. My turn now..

*takes out sanctified rounds, puts them in an InfinityBag, gets out and installs explosive rounds*

Alt-HahiHa: Now try to avoid this! *starts firing minigun in sweeping movements all over the tavern*

HahiHa (behind the counter): Let's get this water out first *opens space-time rift on the ground; water engulfs into it*

*Explosions rock over the Tavern*

Oh dear...you really take this religion thing a bit seriously don't you?

*Flies straight up punching a hole through the ceiling to avoid the explosive rounds*

Evasive action!

*Begins evasive maneuvers while in the air while constantly shooting fireballs at Alt HahiHa*

I hope you drain all of that water soon HahiHa, my fireballs have minimal effect if they don't hit him directly due to all the moisture around here!

You are way too annoying. Out of my way! I have someone to hold down!

*starts summoning and tossing axes at alt Doom*

I could really do with a nice hammer. Would make knocking these fellows out a lot easier.

Sooo... You're all busy fighting alts... Try not to kill alt Doom. He doesn't know that the others are evil.

What could I do?