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joshua_setyantoro
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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
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*cancerous growths form and branch out into even more vines*
*tiny vinelets metastatize off them and crawl between the floorboards*
*roots start absorbing the rainbow sludge, becoming invisible and intangible*

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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don't worry Fish, we are safe, as long as we don't touch the vines, despite the fact we have little space here, and they are growing... and they will kill us if we lose this free space, and the more we hit them, the more they grow...

HahiHa
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*tramples down a wandering vinelet*

Well, we just learned something potentially useful: this is not actually a plant. Or rather, it is at least partially hybridized with an animal of some sort. While plants can get a kind of cancer-like tumorous growth, it doesn't metastasize or spread. So yeah, part animal. Make good use of that knowledge.

*casts a personal shield bubble that blocks off the vines*

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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I think I know what animal is this and how to defeat it!
hey, wait... no, I don't, I was wrong

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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*vines break through HahiHa's shield*

I think we're going to need magic-cancelling magic if we're going to get rid of these vines.

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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OK, look, no-one invades my private sphere - literal or not - without consequences.

*arms himself with the Mace of Molag Bal and begins bludgeoning the vines nearest to him, causing them to falter and slowly wither*

Got it now? Got it? No? More's the pity *goes on bludgeoning the vines like a madman while talking*

Chryosten
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I wonder if holy weapons work?

*takes out a holy sword and slices the vines repeatedly whilst smiting the vines with holy magic at the same time*

Good to know that holy weapons wo- *vines begin growing at an accelerated rate*

Nope. Nevermind! *bails*

etg2002
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etg2002
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alright, why did no one else think of this?! *pushes the GIANT RED BULB ON THE VINE* *vines all explode* did no one see the organic self destruct?!

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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*all the Vines grow back*
alright... we have a serious problem here... *attacks Vines with ice*

Swarmlord2
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*releases swarm who devour the vines and make the resultant goop into more of the swarm* Reproduction for Tyranids

FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
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*2' poison-tipped spines sprout from the remaining vines which then produce hundreds of buds*
*buds grow into humungous armoured seed pods*
*Tavern wall collapses, letting more vines in*
*ominous rumbling heard in the distance*

Really? What now?

*giant ants rush in carrying giant aphids who drain all the sap from the vines before rushing out again, leaving behind a pile of withered twine*

...

Well ... That ... uh.
That was really anticlimactic.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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*the Vines starts growing more*

well people, it was good to meet you...
but I promise you all we'll live to fight another day!
*creates a giant dome of ice*
HELP ME TO FORTIFY IT!
THEY CAN'T GET INSIDE HERE UNTIL THE SUN RISES!

I DISCOVERED IT! THEY ARE WEAK TO SUNLIGHT, THEY CAN ONLY BE KILLED WHEN EXPOSED TO IT!

dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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*brings a biiig magnifying glass* this should focus the sunlight on the vines, thus killing them ridiculously quickly

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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I tried holy magic which usually involves pure light. That didn't work.

*takes out a giant magic eraser and uses it on the vines*

I guess removing it's existence is the only thing left to do now.

etg2002
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etg2002
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or doing this. *pokes a vine, taking a sample of it's molecular makeup, then using that t create a device that will disintegrate the vines* BOOM! *vines disappear*

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