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That's a job for the old blacksmith!

*stops flirting with a lady in the corner of the tavern and rushes up*

I can coat your blades in refined Mamibium, which is good (but not excelent) against the voidspawn.
I've got some runewater and a box of matches here, so tell me if you need my help.

The tavern's half destroyed, we've been fighting dragons for a week now, I haven't gotten good rum and you're telling me you were just hiding in plain sight flirting with a lady?!
Man, teach me your ways!!!

I mean... Er-hhrmm....

How long will it take to coat my Dragon Tooth Daggers with that... Mamibium of yours?
Also, what are we even going to do with runewater? I can't even see the use of matches here

Duude, you just don't know me.

You hadn't yet arrived during the last tavern brawl when I discovered the secret of refining Mamibium (and the fact that for me the tavern is actually the Valhalla, but that's another story).
Gimme your daggers, friend.

*pours runewater on daggers, then sets them on fire*
*in a crystaline explosion, the daggers are covered with glowing blue runes*

There you go.
Call me if you need me. I'll be with lady Amanda in the far corner))

*snatches one of the booze bottles that survived the cataclysm and disappears as fast as he had appeared*

Nietz, in case you're not aware, this tavern is enchanted with auto repair so we don't have to worry about fixing it. Of course, it's not instantaneous so it will take a while for it to be back to normal.

*plants staff in the ground and writes some runes in a circle around it*

And who said I'll be fighting them head on? I'm just going to summon a holy titan to wrestle with these void dragons.

*a column of light appears where the staff is as it dissolves into light*

Your time has come! Smash the enemies you see before me! Crush them to the point where they regret reviving to fight against you! Ares! I summon thee!

*a titan in white Greek-like armor appears from the sky and lands on the ground, creating a large crater in the process*

Well, I hope your titan doesn't smash me *flashes off glowing Dragon Tooth Daggers* together with the Void Dragons so...

*jumps on to titan's fist using the sudden change of wind caused by the shockwaves the titan made*
Kids, don't you ever try this at *titan luanches me off with its attack* hooooommmmmeee!!!

My daggers will be the daggers that'll pierce through these dragons!!! (lol)
*adjusts flight angle from standing to head first, puts both daggers in front and together, spins*

Aaaahh!!!!
*stabs through first Void dragon's skull to tail.
Then stabs through second void dragon's chest.
Finally, tears apart two more void dragons' wings*
*grabs tallest tree by the trunk*

Uuuuugh.... good thing I had this cloak and hood with me.... I do not want to have Dragon innards as my smell for weeks.

*goes down tree and runs towards the four void dragons I have disabled...

Not bad. With the reconstruction of the dark crystal trident, the dragons are getting weaker since the void energy is going back into that trident. Or maybe it's due to the presence of the titan I summoned. Either way, the amount of void energy is certainly getting less if Nietz was able to disable four of them at once.

*titan grabs two void dragons and slams then together*

*runs back to tavern*

I gotta say, the runewater did a mighty fine job.

Where's HaHiHa? I found a dragon with a different set of eyes!
I didn't want to damage them so I just got the dragon's head instead.

Anyone got chains? Long and sturdy ones, the ones that won't break no matter what.
I have an idea.

I'm just nearby, monitoring the crystal growth on my screen and sipping on some fresh dragonblood mead. What can I do for you?

*Appears again, in an epic manner*

This thread, woven from women's beards, roots of mountains, voices of fish and the ruleset of P'phnart is going to suffice. It's stronger than any chain in the world. I inherited it from my father, he - from his father, and so on. You can use it, but don't forget to give it back, okay?

Cheers!
*Borrows another drink and vanishes*

Can I have some Void-Dragon blood mead? I wanna know how it tastes... maybe I could gain some Void powers or Void knowledge... the Void Element is just WEIRD, we should try to learn more about it?

Yeah... No... The less to do with the Void, the better. Once you get a taste of it, you can never go back.

Using Void element weapons is fine though. I'm not sure why it doesn't corrupt people's minds.

The trident is nearly done! It started to glow slightly, too. Does that mean it is reabsorbing the void energy?
If that's the case, let's be cautious. The void creatures might become weaker, but that also means they're likely to become more desperate.

Still kinda curious about that dragon head @NietzTheBlitz I'd love to have a closer look at those eyes...

*hands dragon head to @HaHiHa*

Chryo! give this thread to your titan and make him tie up all the Void Dragons when they get together, I'll just round them up in a very convenient place near it.

*runs toward remaining Void Dragons*

Hmmm, a peculiar specimen indeed! Dragons are predators and so their eyes are turned slightly forward to have a 3d vision of what's before them, but this one... these eyes - unusually large ones - face directly forward... gazing straight at me... penetrating my whole being with those beautiful eyes...

*goes down into a tailor seat with the dragon head on his lap, staring at it, completely oblivious to everything around him*

YO! What's happening here?