Oh god. Please don't tell me that the tavern has burnt down? It's very difficult for the auto-repair enchantment to work when there's nothing left to repair.
*sees everyone fighting like crazy against some weird creatures*
I'm going back to sleep... It must be some weird dream...
YOU DID NOT JUST GRAB MY BOOK!!! *suddenly, you realize there is a book beside me.* DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! *that happens while repeatingly whacking the arm, punctuating each hit with a DIE!!!* ah, Eragon is too good a book to lose.
Ouch! Fighting against a whirlwind of claws is no fun (and I already cut your head off once, let's not get repetitive). You're busy with that crazy dark knight anyway...
You! *points claymore at @Doombreed * You wanted to cause chaos? I challenge you to a duel(*)!
*The loser will have to get the winner a keg of booze
HAHIHA, YOU FOOLISH HUMAN, DON'T YOU REMEMBER THERE IS A TITANIC SOURCE OF BOOZE IN THR OCEAN?!
That vile stuff is salty, diluted, and full of algae and krill and plastic nanoparticles! Who in their right mind would drink that?!
And someone knows why Dark just froze the tavern solid? Either way I'm glad he waited for us to be outside fighting the cyborg kittens, or we would have been trapped in there
Oh right, the duel! *turns around* So, I am to open, eh? *grips claymore tighter* *storms forward with claymore ready to strike* HaHAA!