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Oh God, someone posted in the tavern, finally. Anyway, what kind of drink will you be offering @akshobhya?

OK, exactly what would happen, well, we once half killed a pig by accident, shot it with the beam, and it got healed, but was teleported into the air, and died in the fall. i think it just randomly teleports.

i named him piggy.

Oh no! Evil spammers are invading the tavern! DESTROY EVERYTHING! *throws semtex grenades*

WE JUST FIXED IT!!!

Not to worry! I have the perfect plan to stop this!

*throws dimensional books onto every semtex grenade*

These books are pretty much disposable so no harm done. Well, except for the book itself.

Hey-o! I'm back, baby! So, uh...What I miss, now?

Nothing much. Thought I'll go try make a drink out of semtex grenades and magic dimensional books. How's that going to work? I don't know but that's part of the fun isn't it?

Shameless forum quest post.

The best part of AG is that chaos clouds everything, whether I am active or not...

Hey Doombreed, we never got to properly toast to our duel. Have a drink on me! *throws Molotov ****tail at Doombreed*

*Burns the bottle in the air with a fireball*

Fine then...Speaking of which, when did you come back from the loop hole of space and time?

*attacks HahiHa with sword*

A little while ago when you were in the warp, ...

*vanishes and reappears behind Doombreed*

... just long enough to learn a few spacetime tricks! *takes a sip of Victorian beer*

Oh good then. Maybe those new tricks of yours can balance this battle!

In the meantime, thank you for giving me first attack. I've seized the initiative for the second too though.

*launches fireball at HahiHa*

Predictable. Alright, check out this slightly modified teleport spell:

*switches position with Doombreed*