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*fireball changes direction because of teleport field*

HEY?!?! Watch where you're flinging these!!

*slams a homerun with DoomHammer*

And the crowd goes WILD!!! "CCCHHHHHH-AAAAAHHH"
Oh... ahem... never mind that... carry on!

So, the fireball apparently missed. But even if it hadn't, fire is one of my elements...I am immune

Anyway, let me show you what I can do! *flies through the roof and rains down fireballs*

Oh dear me, didn't foresee those side effects

Nice running though! Next round of drinks is on me, given I'm done duelling by then...

*teleports tavern away form the firey rain and starts shooting void bolts at Doombreed*

nice! A clear battlefield. But the already launched fireballs are still raining down on you, unless you've teleported yourself too with the Tavern

Oh...void bolts. C'Tan Magic! *disappears in the warp*

*Reappears away from HahiHa*

*teleports patches of air around to fling the fireballs away* I like this teleport field glitch!

Now, I want to try out something... *concentrates several void bolts into one large ball and aims it at Doombreed* Hope my aiming isn't too rusty:

Hit = Heads = Tails

oops

Bye bye

*Opens portal to the warp and brings out the Empyreal abyss onto HahiHa's location*

Aw hell naw...

*casts a spell to vanish leaving a heavy barrage of void shrapnel*

Escape = Heads

(Heads: escape successful; Tails: too slow)

Shrapnel = Tails

(Heads: void shrapnel wounds Doombreed; Tails: you get away unscratched)

you escaped again? well, I'll just have to destroy everything in sight (whatever is still left intact by the abyss of course)
Fireball = Heads

[tails: fail heads: lands on the next unfortunate individual to post here (aside from us two of course) ]

*disembodied voice* We're on the best way to create a wasteland arena behind the tavern ^^ Anyway, that last spell depleted my powers. I'll need to rest... but I'll be back!

*comes back lugging a huge clock behind him*

Good news! I've finally managed to solve our problems of a wrecked tavern! I bought this magic clock which ca-

*clock gets obliterated by fireballs*

Oh bloody hell! I've shelled a ton of gold just to buy this thing and you guys just destroy it? That's one magic artifact made useless by you idiots!

*randomly, portal opens up and Little Mac and Samus, fighting, come out, look at everyone, then slowly back back into the portal, portal closes*

Portal to SSB4? interesting... TIME DESTABILIZE!!! *all freeze* woop de doo!
* starts slicing up HahiHa and Doombreed* NO FIGHTING!!!

*disembodied voice* Look what you've done Doombreed! Now dark will have to buy another artifact with his (probably fake) gold!

* starts slicing up HahiHa and Doombreed* NO FIGHTING!!!

Seriously? Enough is enough. Stop trying to ruin the tavern even further.

*sends wind blades to slice up the arms into multiple pieces before incinerating them*

And don't even think about trying to attack me. I can easily negate any of your attacks.

*creates a magic circle below me which quickly negates any active magic before vanishing*

So you're all brawn and no brain huh... I guess that explains why you can't tell the difference between me and that magic clock.

*dispels illusion which reveals that Screw has his tail around the clock instead of me*

I should mention that the clock is cursed and that the curse will activate if someone tries to damage it physically on purpose. So adios, Screw.

Screw, i did just a bit o' research, and the curse makes you punch yourself. a lot. forever, in fact. have fun, bucko! in the meantime, i wanna try and make that portal appear again... and did you guys notice this is happening in slow-mo? i did time destabilize.

*portal appears, and sonic from sonic boom comes out, fighting shadow*

did that robo-whatsit screw up on you two?

*portal closes after they go back in it*

first SSB4, then sonic boom? weird...