I think this tavern needs something intimidating. Why don't you go find the strongest and most fearsome monster in the world, kill it and collect it's head to display it above the fireplace? Thank you.
*blends a birthday cake and pours it into his drink*
I was joking about birthdays not counting. Anyway, where are my possessed pumpkins? Surely they can't be that hard to defeat right?
ok... I need more specifications...there are many fearsome beasts around, but many are of mechanical or psychic nature. Do they count too? Because reaching a Tyranid Bio-Titan is going to be a bit harder...
I think this tavern needs something intimidating. Why don't you go find the strongest and most fearsome monster in the world, kill it and collect it's head to display it above the fireplace? Thank you.
uh, no. and FYI, i do not count. but i found something called the emissary, basically a giant skeleton with multiple skulls intertwined in its body. either that or a giant gorilla playing tag... urgle! basically, giant gorilla-thing in cage, cage has signs that say do not touch. (predictably) someone touches gorilla, gorilla goes all WARG!!! and chases person, person hides in car, gorilla destroys car, touches person, says the following: "Your it."
Fish and etg. your monsters are tame compared to what Doom knows. And I don't really care what sort of monster it is. The only requirements are that it's large, fearsome and dangerous and that it's not a machine. That's it.
does the Nanjan Halksweeper count? 20 foot long behemoth, very well known where i come from, and whenever it is even mentioned, people run, screaming. if not, how about the Half-Beast Hellscreamer? or maybe the Oxtupus.
The only requirements are that it's large, fearsome and dangerous and that it's not a machine. That's it.
But, most of the Great Old Ones are either amorphous conglomerations without any recognizeable head or too mind-bendingly atrocious for mortal cognition. Often both. Then there's the whole living-outside-temporal-spacial-reality thing.
*poofs away* *poofs back* there may or may not be a Shlak in the bathroom, a shlak is a tiny creature, however, it constantly grows and splits apart. it can grow at the rate of 6 inches cubed a minute. it requires to be twice its normal size to split, with the normal mass being about a cubic inch. so 6 Shlaks a minute. and the split ones can also grow at the same rate and split.
*Comes back with the head* Here you go @Darkfire45 . It is a bloodthirster , Greater daemon of Khorne. Now I don't think he will notice his greater daemon missing, but, to be safe, its better that we don't make a lot of fuzz over it
*bathroom door starts swelling* i was not kidding about what i said about the Shalks!!! SOMEONE GET A FLAMETHROWER!!! they are vulnerable to flame. they are very oily, and that oil is EXTREMELY flammable.
