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Alright, one ghost olive martini coming right up.

*starts pouring drink into martini glass, stirs it a bit and drops a ghost olive in it*

Your drink is ready. Although I forgot if you wanted one with the most side effects or the one with the least side effects. *cough cough*

Wait, ghost olives?! Where did you get those?! We only have regular ones in my place! Anyway, I haven't been here for a while, so, I'll take a ghost olive martini too.

i want the Ork Oil whatsit. they make good rocket fuel.

*drinks it*

*goes berserk*

*makes sword and shield out of thin air*

yay. someone stole Thelon's move.

*types /punish potato Loop*tab* *enter**

Loop_Stratos is now a potato.

Odd. That's supposed to be the effect of the Ork Oil. Unless I somehow messed up and used that instead of regular gin. I definitely did put in some ghost olives so maybe that's why the sword and shield appeared out of nowhere.

*starts writing my thoughts into a notebook*

Anyway, I've prepared some of those drinks and they're currently sitting at the bar. So, drink up!

*cuts everything randomly*

HRRR GRRR HURRRR

No destroying this tavern any further..

*summons a rock hammer to knock Loop out*

*rock hammer thrown to my face*

*falls*

*stands and removes hammer*

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*slices more viciously*

Okay that didn't work. Ummm... Hopefully this purification cannon I bought at the markets would work.

*fires purification cannon at Loop only for a ball of filth to come out*

*shock* I got ripped off!

*tosses it at Loop*

*gets hit on the head*

*gets even angrier*

*sword burns*

*slashes more times more randomly everywhere*

*drinks olive ghost martini*

Hmm, it had a nice taste. I could get some for a take-away! Hey Dark, can you give some for out?... Dark? Daaaaark? DARK, CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?!

*pats Darkfire*

*flipper passes through him*

Oh no... I've been turned into a ghost! That's why we only have regular olives in my country! Ok, I only have to possess something and then I can communicate with the others!

*possesses Loop's sword* Oh, hey Dark, your ghost olive martini turned me into a ghost. Do you know how I can get back to norm- OH GOD CALM DOWN LOOP YOUR SWINGS ARE KILLING ME!

*throws sword in a way it spins like a boomerang*

*sword comes back to me and cuts irons and cups and glasses and plates and such*

*faints*

*sword and shield disappears*

Huh. I could have sword I heard something. Oh well, must've been my imagination.

*pours some possessed pumpkin juice for me*

*drinks it*

By the way, I've tried so many of my own drinks that I've practically become immune to their side effects. That's why I like getting my customers to try them out for me.

er... i thought loop was a potato. lets try somethings else...

/punish Loop_Stratos display
Loop_Stratos can no longer break stuff, and is now in a glass cage.

/Lift Loop_Stratos
Loop_Stratos has been lifted.

/spin Loop_Stratos
Loop_Stratos is now spinning.

not in that order though. first spin, than lift, THEN display.