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always face an enemy Phil

I'm unarmed! He has a gun! I think there may be a slight imbalance!

Here's a hunting rifle. Go shoot something. Or someone. I don't care.

*passes an old hunting rifle to phil*

Now if you excuse me, I have something to watch.

*I pop up from behind the bar and look for whoever shot at Arm_Candy*

*appears behind HahiHa*
*stabs HahiHa as he shoots my illusion*
Ah, i just pulled a Loki!

Ow! Who fires a hunting rifle in a tavern? Everyone help me look for my left big toe.

*listens at the commotion*

Whew, I don't hear the rabid fox anymore, must've hit it.

*etg2002's illusion appears behind me and stabs me*

Aaah! I'm bleeding, Aaah..... oh wait, I'm fine. Stupid illusions, now I wasted a bullet.

Sounds like I was close to missing all the fun...

*army of daemons appears*

Daemons: "Are we free to attack?"

*Notices approaching daemonic horde*
All I wanted to do was get a translator for the fox girl. That's all I wanted. Now I'm facing down this daemonic horde with only a hunting rifle. What did I do to deserve this?
*Ducks back down and starts making molotov ****tails out of the bottles of spirits and tea towels*

*starts making popcorn*

Who wants popcorn? Only 5 gold for each bucket of popcorn! Get them whilst they're hot!

i thought i... you know what? forget it. (that was my illusion) i find it easier to not ask. (the other illusion) least i dont have a super mini brain the THAT guy. (the other other illusion) DERP. (the super mini brain illusion) guys, just, kill the daemons. and TURN ON SOLID LIGHT MODE!!! (that was me, the non illusion one)

* gets out weapons*

OOOH YEAH! PULSE CANNON, ARC CASTER, AND... WHY IS MY MEGAPHONE IN HERE??? *shouts at daemons* GET OUTTA HERE!!!

*front line daemons disintegrate*

oh, that was my way too loud megaphone...

Me: did someone say that was me, the non illusion one really quietly???!!! i shout from far away. i still have to get my sniper rifle!!! ah, here it is!!! *starts firing bullets super accurately, killing HahiHa (again) and the Daemons*

Dark give me one....

[LOADING - - - - - - - - - - -___]
*beep*
[BACKUP COPY COMPLETE]

*reappears even further away*

Owowow, my head still hurts... anyway where was I? Oh Yes!

*gets out and mounts an actual sniper rifle augmented with Dark Eco mods, and takes out successively etg2002 and all his illusions*

How dare you attack my daemons? They didn't attack first! But nothing is going to save you now! ATTACK!

*Daemons start swarming the Tavern*
*Heralds of Khorne attack @etg2002 *

*still hovering in dark ominous place*

What am I supposed to DOOOOOO?! Sigh... Ooh! Potato chips! Here's something that can kill some time and keep me fed!

*starts eating potato chips*

By the way, how did these end up here?