The one day I choose to clip my toenails in a tavern, one of my toes gets shot off. Poetic justice? Convenient for me, I do not have to clip it now. Whoever ordered that beer on the corner is not going to like it as much when they get to the bottom.
Now that I know where my disembodied big toe landed, all I have to do is find where I put my bag of toenail clippings.
*looks around the room*
There it is. @Gogotank, why do you have your hand inside of the bag, and what are you eating?
Arm, I think this restorative drink should do the trick in regenerating lost body parts.
*passes Arm rejuvenating water*
Unfortunately, it has the side effect of causing your body to accelerate growth for a few seconds. In other words, you'll be fairly hairy and have rather long nails.
In other words, you'll be fairly hairy and have rather long nails.
More than usual, you mean?
*drinks rejuvenating water*
The downside is that all this new long hair is very itchy, but the upside is that my new super long nails are more effective than ever. Is it normal that my toe came back bigger than the old one?
@akshobhya There are no chips here. Just my bag of toenail clippings.
