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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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Chryosten
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Simple. We destroy the tavern via fighting!

*takes out two tommy guns*

Death to all!

*starts shooting wildly*

HahiHa
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I think this place has seen too many fights, apocalypses and poisoned beverages. People don't really see it as a tavern anymore but as a place of action; so when the action abates, people leave. I see two possibilities:

- Incite more fights, cause more apocalypses, brew more poisoned/cursed drinks

- repurpose the tavern: make it a place of friendly encounters again, but diversify the offer; throw parties, organize concerts, things like that; maybe rehire a bouncer

SportShark
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Can I order a Tequila Sunrise with salt here? Somebody put a coin in the jukebox! Boi

hannya66
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..You don't see a tavern this active these days. (walks in out of nowhere)

etg2002
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Hullo, @hannya66 ! i am glad that you did not post on newcomers first, as this is in the unofficial rules of armorgames.


Rule 9: If you post in Newcomers, the community will scar you for life.
Rule 9-1: R2D21999 will offer you a poisonous cookie.
Rule 9-2: UnleashedUponMankind will decapitate you and place your head on a pike.
Rule 9-3: Darkfire45 will remove your soul for experimentation.

Well Played. however, now i must tell you that you must post in newcomers at some point in time. i did. but i did after i had been on for 2 years. it is a loophole. also, nice trans-dimensional door you got there.

Doombreed
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repurpose the tavern: make it a place of friendly encounters again, but diversify the offer; throw parties, organize concerts, things like that; maybe rehire a bouncer

Well, then be glad we have a nice little matter for conversation ready to go

Has anyone seen the solar eclipse today morning (practically last night)?
It was one of the rare phenomenons as the moon was 14% larger and 30% brighter (because the eclipse took place when the moon was at the point closest to Earth).
It was visible definitely from the whole of Europe, and maybe America and Africa (not sure).
Took place at 4:47 AM BST (the time when the phenomenon reached its peak)
Iit is most importantly known for the effect of the "Bloody Moon", as the moon appears deep red (the sight of which was considered a bad omen in the dark ages).
If you missed it, you'll have to wait quite some time to see it again...It has only happened 5 times during the 20th century...this was the first time it happened during the 21st...next time will be at 2033

I tried to see it, but a cloudy weather stripped us of the magnificent view here, in Athens. Anyone else?

HahiHa
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I saw it! Got up at the time of the peak, 4:47 am; we had a wonderfully clear sky. Woke up shivering with a nasty cold a few hours later, but it was totally worth it

The dark red hue was quite impressive. Reminded me of the Bloodmoon prophecy in TESIII: Bloodmoon *nerd* Though honestly, it was not big at all. I've seen pictures from other places on earth where it really looked huge, but at my place it was as small as ever. Boo...

hannya66
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@etg2002 that's why I didn't in the first place.
No "trans-dimensional door", i just walk through the front door while everyone was busy. Wait..what "loophole"? Please, enlighten me.

etg2002
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@hannya66 the rule never says if you need to post when you are a newcomer

Chryosten
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Anyway, what would you like to drink? I'd offer you my magical drinks but it's mainly for the tavern regulars. And yes, I am a fully licensed bartender.

*takes out forged documents*

Gogotank
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*cowardly walks till Chryos*

Umm... C-Can I have a magical drink?

etg2002
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hmm... let me see those... *takes documents* hmm... seem legit...

*signs* signed and everything! and in case you are wondering, that signing was a mass hallucination. i hate those. i induce them a lot.

*gives back documents* completely legitimate! however, i need some water. i will just go and get some sterilized, bottled purified water.

Chryosten
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Sure. Nothing crazy for now. Just a magical drink that may leave you breathing fire or ice from your mouth. But that's only a 25% chance of that occurring for each of them. The other 50% would just leave you a bit hot or a bit cold.

*starts preparing the drink*

etg2002
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and the other 25%?

hannya66
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Sterilized water sounds great, i'll have one of those.

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