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I'll let you work on that. I need to restock on flying fish, and this is a perfect opportunity.
*Grabs fishing gear and pulls folding stairs down from ceiling*

Right, let's see if I can find a manual.
*Scrabbles under desk*
Let's see, landing, landing... ah here we are. "If an emergency landing is needed, press the big red button". Seems easy enough.
*Presses big red button.*
Geronim-
*Sudden, worryingly rapid, descent begins*
-AAAAAAAAAAH!

...I still don't get what's going on here. I think i tried to understand 100? 50? who know's how many pages ago. Beer?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Parachutes open*
We're saved! Hooray! Beer! Beer for all!

Oh my...not to startle anyone but I think some of the bloodthirsters of my daemonic legion are up there, flying and swinging their axes like crazy...

Oh, looks like they are approaching the parachutes. I hope they don't get any bright ide--

SWOOSH! (o_O)

*Tavern starts dropping with a massive velocity again*

*Eerie calm descends over me*
I'm going out. I may be some time.
*Exits through front door*

Not to worry. I had a technician install robotic legs in the event that this happens. Now where did he put that button? Ah here.

*presses button and a trapdoor opens beneath Doom*

Whoops. Wrong button.

Ok...Lucky to have wings apparently

*Starts flying*

But you are still falling. It won't be easy to survive.

*Starts aerial raids to the Tavern*

*Plummets*
Probably a good thing I was wearing my airbag coat. I just hope it works...
*Crashes into the ground. Airbags open*
Well, that went better than expected. I think I'll head for home.
*Saunters away nonchalantly*

Alright. Let's try this button instead.

*presses button and six robotic legs extend out of the tavern and onto the ground*

*they break due to too much stress from the falling tavern*

Well, that completely and utterly failed. I guess this is why I failed physics.

*Enters own house. Sees fox girl.*
Oh yeah, I was supposed to be dealing with that.
*Looks out of window, sees chaos at tavern in distance*
Of course, I can wait until later.

Alright. Let's try the teleporter (not that I know how to use it).

*tavern teleports partway into the ground*

Whoops. I think an excavation is in order.

the good part is, we were all stuck against the ceiling! the bad part is, some of us were teleported INTO the ceiling. i was teleported on top of it. and i have a feeling the OP screwdriver wont work on this. lets get my Xtractor! just program in tavern, and... *tavern shudders, then pops out of the ground, however, due to weird physics somehow coming from ROBLOX, it pops 100000 feet in the air*

now how did THAT happen?!?!

*Glides gracefully past window in the wake of a gaffed flying fish, then disappears out of view*

*sits in a corner listening to music and giving no attention to what's happening in the tavern*