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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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Doombreed
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Templar

Who needs warp drives and Gellar fields?

You "righteous" space marines do for one

nichodemus
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I'm the II Legion, we was banished for a good reason!

Doombreed
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How would I know? No one spoke of you even during my era...you were actually erased from history before the Horus Heresy

nichodemus
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No one ever speaks about us....because no one escapes the Halo Stars. We will return one day when the Emperor needs us!

Especially if the Tavern goes boom.

Doombreed
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The Tavern constantly goes boom yet I've never seen you around... O_O

nichodemus
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Spent less time around the Forums, been out on the high roads questing, like a Rogue Trader!

Doombreed
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Templar

Fair enough...but how did the Legion fare without you?

Chryosten
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In case nobody noticed, the orbital bombardment has finally stopped. And the outside has become a complete wasteland. Anyway, I'll just go exploring some random dimension for artefacts and weapons.

*vanishes*

FishPreferred
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Wait. How can he do that without creating a backflow of spatiotemporal anomal-
*ominous thunder; Zerglings pop up all over the tavern*
... See, this is why I object to gratuitous dimension hopping. Who knows what else could-
*a rain of fish starts falling outside*
Er, then again...

nichodemus
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Fair enough...but how did the Legion fare without you?

We carved up a secret empire no one knows about. Somewhere free of all the aches and pains of the Imperium. Now we're gonna dd this Tavern to it.

Doombreed
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Well, now I know... And Chaos will find you and consume you. Chaos is all!

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

We have adopted the Imperial Truth, demons are but figments of our emotions!

What else happens around these parts other than drinking and orbital bombardment?

Doombreed
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Oh but they are not...the Dark Gods are embodiemnts of your emotions in the warp and demons sure are extends of their power, so in a sense they stem from you humans' emotions...But really, that doesn't mean much about them They are still pretty dangerous, especially given that they cannot die.

Umm let's see...Scavenging, Blowing up, pressing buttons and scheming...I think these are the basics

Chryosten
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*pops back in carrying a sack*

So, whilst I was exploring some dimension I may have accidentally unleashed some deadly alien bugs which seem to constantly find me no matter what dimension I'm in or how many I kill at all causing me to cut my travelling short.

*buzzing sounds can be heard in the distance*

Speaking of which, they seem to be arriving here right now. I'll leave you guys to deal with them whilst I check up on my haul.

Doombreed
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*Grabs Chryosten*

NONONO YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE...You've got a mess to deal with.

*Throws Chryosten towards the bugs*

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