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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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Chryosten
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What?! Noooooo! I already told you I've tried dealing with them!

*summons a wall of fire around me*

It just doesn't work! When I first encountered them, I tried diplomacy but that quickly broke down since they're stupid and didn't understand anything I said no matter what language I said in.

Doombreed
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Fine then, but you will still sit around and help us deal with them...no matter how it happened, you still provoked it, don't run away from your responsibilities!

*opens warp portal at the door*

Hopefully that will stop any bugs coming in from there...the bad news is that it won't stop anything coming from well, anywhere else...not to mention that they have dimensional traversing capabilities...

Chryosten
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*starts rummaging through his sack and takes out a golden scarab beetle with a red gem in the middle*

I wonder if they're trying to take back this artifact or I just set off a trap which would cause them to hunt me down relentlessly for taking it. Or maybe the spirit of whoever the hell's tomb I took this thing from is punishing me for my greed.

FishPreferred
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Or maybe it's that stupid getaway music you keep playing.
*unplugs stereo; bugs and Zerglings stop and shuffle back into the warp*

nichodemus
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stop any bugs

Tyranids...

golden scarab beetle with a red gem in the middle

Necrons......

Doombreed
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Don't tell me we are going to have a few of those here as well soon... O_O I dislike them! No sense of Chaos and its beauty...No connection to the warp. Maybe we should fend them off!

Chryosten
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Well, remind me to never play any music when stealing artefacts.

*empties the rest of the artefacts onto the bar table*

Feel free to take any which interests you. Just be warned that some can hold a blessing or a curse.

Doombreed
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*takes a black staff from the massive stack of artifacts*

Ooh...I have just the purpose for this!

Chryosten
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I don't even want to know what your plans are with that staff but I'm guessing it's going to involve a lot of death and destruction. In fact, I don't even want to know.

Doombreed
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Come on, don't act politically correct...you are the one who stole them in the first place. Besides you are pretty used to destruction.

Not to mention that this is nothing like my plan

Chryosten
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Alright. I'll bite. What is your plan? Grabbing peoples souls and feeding them to your God? Wipe out an entire dimension of life? I'm probably not even close to what your actual plan is right?

Doombreed
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Yes, you are not even close...You see I do not aim for destruction...I am not this kind of schemer. My plans are far more elegant. Greatest proof being that I took the armor plates from the robots some time ago, not the weapons.

Anyway, I recognized this staff at first glance. It is connected to that black gem you placed in the dungeon-Tavern sometime ago. I want to study this connection. They may be more powerful when paired.

Chryosten
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Huh? Didn't you sacrifice that gem to your God already? Or did I just mishear you?

Doombreed
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No, I never did, I just trapped it in the warp, where time flows differently. It is still there...

I don't remember having mentioned anything like that O_O

HahiHa
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No, I never did, I just trapped it in the warp, where time flows differently. It is still there...

Except you did sacrifice it to your god, see quote below:
So I gave it to the blood god! For the glory of Khorne! He was so pleased! XD

Aw, what a pity ^^

Anyway...

*rummages through the heap of artifacts and retrieves a small obsidian dagger with silver hilt*

Aha! Just what I was looking for. You don't mind if I take this one Chryos?
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