You're banned for not having a boat, a raft or an airship to survive the lake of tears!
(hey, PL, if I use an airship to fly above the water, then discover that's cheating, then, I fly my airship low enough for it to touch the water, would it be a skyboat rather than an airship? )
You're banned for making be almost sink (good that sending me to a ban prison saved me. If you want to know the answer on your question then Tove the Unrestful is the guy).
Well, maybe if it's cold enough and you have a lot of time and a lot of water to replenish the lost water from tears...
You're banned for making me think up a hypothetical scenario!
You're banned because you didn't explain exactly where and I also skipped one comma, where it should have been.
Edit: Oh, I actually wasn't wrong with that comma before because - there is an option of placing comma before it for clarity: Exception. I was right, tralala.