Welcome to You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself, a bad translation game. I will occasionally update the title of this thread with newer translations.
HOW TO PLAY 1. Copy the above user's sentence and paste it into a translator. 2. Translate it into a Non-English language. 3. Copy and paste the translated sentence into the translator and translate it back into English. 4. Tell us what language you translated to and post the result in this thread.
RULES 1. It is okay if the message doesn't change. 2. Use any language or translator, but not the same language as the user above you. 3. Do not post any translation that would break site rules.
EXAMPLE Gantic: You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself. Player 1: English --> Urdu ---> English
"If you do not want to read this thread, but you can not help yourself." Player 2: To Thai and back
"If you do not want to read this. But you can not help yourself."
START
You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself.
New sentence: I'm afraid, it was Halloween but how can we be sure a Ghost wasn't behind us? Maybe he stalked us in the street with his zombie buddy! That's creepy, but we have some candy !
I'm afraid, it was Halloween, but how can we be sure that the mind is not behind us? Maybe she was being stalked us in the street with his zombie friends! This is creepy, but we have some candy!
I'm afraid that it was Halloween, but how can we be sure that the mind is not behind us? Perhaps she was chased us in the street with friends Zombie him! This is creepy, but we have some candy!
I'm afraid that it was Halloween, but how can we be sure that the mind is not with us? Maybe she was chased us down the street with friends it Zombie! It's scary, but we have some candy!
I was afraid that it was Halloween, but how can we be sure that the mind is not with us? Maybe he was on the streets with our friend's zombie! It's scary, but we have some candy!
I was afraid it was Halloween, but how can we be sure we are not with our minds? Maybe he was on the street with a friend, Phantom! It is terrible, but we have some candy!
However, it is feared that there may be a breach of the movie? If their friends on the way, and the children of the soul! There is a concern, but fortunately
However, it is afraid that there may be a violation of the movie? If their friends on the way, and the children of the soul! There is a concern, but fortunately
However, it is feared that there may be a breach of the movie? If their friends on the way, and the children of the soul! There is a concern, but thankfully
Turkish and back: However, are you afraid that your film may be a violation? If there are friends and soul children on the way! There is a mess, but fortunately
Seems Latin isn't the only language competing for the title "The Language Which One Does Not Simply Translate English Text Into"...
