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Freakenstein
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> Be Me
> Celebratory drink party after semester is over
> Night of Debauchery
> 3:00 AM and done
> About to sleep
> Something just SLAMS into the roof
> mumble "Go away Keshmin you ******* I don't want to play more Smash Bros"
> BirdScreechAndGore.mp3
> Heart Rate = 160 bpm
> "Keshmin?"
> Silence.mp3
> Go into attic
> BirdScreechAndGore.mp3 is louder
> Heart Rate = 180 bpm because horror does not mix well
> Something is stuck between the ceiling and roof
> "It will get out, this happens often"
> CEILING IS BULGING IN AND OUT
> NOPE.JPEG
> run my *** out
> can't run my *** out; too much drink
> fall down stairs
> trail of pee
> Return to bedroom
> sleep in fear of unknown

inb4 OP can't greentext

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Freakenstein
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I don't think he is too fond of the idea lol, check his last post to confirm

I'm this close to getting the BB gun.

can't you just hire a plague exterminator or whatever you guys call it that I can't recall?

I don't think the exterminator takes care of whatever this thing is.

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