This is either gonna be great or it's gonna die in three pages Lol
Freakenstein has been a moderator for four years! He has accumulated wisdom and experience over the years, so he's gonna plug his ears and do an Ask Me Anything thread. So naturally, ask me anything! Within reason of course :P
@Freakenstein Why are you such a nerd?
Why are you so ugly?
Why are you so smelly?
Why are you worth less than the dust piling up on my drawers?
Why do you hate babies?
Why do you kick puppies?
Is it true that you're a mass-murdering stupid idiot with no credentials?
Do you love me?
I love you?
yes I know that wasn't a question?
Is this a question?
Is this sentence false?
What does 'school' mean to you?
Want to play Civ V with me tomorrow?
I lied, that was just a throwback to @Cormyn 's interview :P
I LOVE chocolate. So I would be a chocolate cupcake. Second place would be Red Velvet. But show me a Red Velvet cupcake that wasn't homemade, and I'll show you a German-chocolate cupcake that was.
Video Games. Video Games and Toonami. I was playing and watching these since Preschool dontyakno!
Why are you so smelly?
I didn't put on deodorant this morning *sniiiiff*
Why are you worth less than the dust piling up on my drawers?
Well I didn't complete my schooling yet, but those better be some gold-shaved dust!
Why do you hate babies?
Because babies hate me, why else would they torment me with their wants and needs!?
Is it true that you're a mass-murdering stupid idiot with no credentials?
Hey, I have credentials...
Do you love me?
Love is such a strong word....I say I...tolerate you? Say, when are we gonna play Civ V with the squad? Oh wait I'm supposed to be answering questions.
I love you?
THAT'S NOT A QUESTION!
yes I know that wasn't a question?
This is why I tolerate you and not love you.
Is this a question?
Yes! ^_^
Is this sentence false?
DOES SCHRODINGER'S CAT COME IN YOUR WOODS!?
What does 'school' mean to you?
A place to either be the best scientist, or the worst politician.
Want to play Civ V with me tomorrow?
How did you do that? I asked you about Civ V before you asked it, and you asked me before I even made this post. Dammit, I asked another question. Frank, you are terrible at this.
What bug did you kill in order to be awarded the Bug Killer quest?
How many moderators were there when you became one?
How and when did you receive your first merit?
What kind of scalding tea would you recommend I throw in the faces of my enemies?
Why has nobody posted in the Armor Games favorite genre graph in over a month?
What bug did you kill in order to be awarded the Bug Killer quest?
I don't remember! I don't think I can check. It was something 1-2 years ago. A game while in its beta. Maybe it was the most recent Crush the Castle game?
How and when did you receive your first merit?
I had to dig through my mail to find this. My first merit was in 2010, and it was in....Cenere's profile!? I must have won it in a contest. I was quite the Haikooer in my day.
What kind of scalding tea would you recommend I throw in the faces of my enemies?
White tea. Get some of that citrus in there to burn their eyes!
Why has nobody posted in the Armor Games favorite genre graph in over a month?
I don't know. I haven't broken out my crayons for a long time
All the time. Especially now! I hide it though. Certainly not the local people who only get under my skin, but the big people. You ever feel like doing a certain someone in will just incrementally make the nation and the world better? Maybe not one person, but several people, cause another person may take his/her place? Yeeeah....
Have you ever been flamed enough for you to rage?
In the past, certainly. But I think at this point, I've experienced the internet so much that it's really hard to do that to me. Cause it's the internet! It would have to take someone on the internet affecting me personally to get me to rage.
Do you think people will ever care for a narcisist?
Only in videogames!
Why did @Ferret change his armatar?Is he no longer a Ferret?
If ever you have to retire as moderator, what do you think will you miss the most?
I will miss our secret mod meetings in the underground 6-star island resort-slash ski lodge. It is a PAIN to arrive there (why can't we buy plane tickets!?), but the fun (and dastardly planning) when we get there is great.
Would you rather change genders every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin?
Changing genders every time I sneeze would be ******. I just have to make sure every single instance I sneeze would be private. I don't get any positive benefits with not telling the difference between a baby and a muffin, in fact, only detrimental effects, because I like muffins, and if a baby was around, well, a lot of angry people will want me in prison lol
