This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail. Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots. Please keep it light!
You're in jail because you don't know things you should.
You're in jail because you didn't order the wind resistant parts for NASA's new submarine.
You're in jail for knowing too much about NASA D:
You're in jail for blinking too much within a 1 minute interval.
You're in jail for not talking for 5 minutes in a row
You're in jail for breaking your own privacy by looking in a mirror.
You're in jail for using an opener with a can.
You're in jail for saying the word "can" :/
You're in jail for making a face without a nose.
You're in jail for having a complicated username.
You're in jail for having a legendary username
You're in jail for unauthorised judgement about others' usernames.
You're in jail for putting someone in jail in 2016
You're in jail for not rounding up to 2017.
You're in jail for doing exactly that.
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