This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail. Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots. Please keep it light!
your in jail because I rule the world
Tom Johneton is in jail because he tried to take over the world.
You're in jail for cleaning your ear with a pomegranate.
You're in jail because the world can't take your greatness. You have to live in secret.
You're in jail because you killed this thread and I have to revive it.
Your in jail because everyone else is better at trampolining than you
You're in jail for writing bad puns on the pieces of art within the Louvre.
You're in jail for blaming everyone around you and not seeing your own mistakes. That's called the jail of scape-goats.
You are in jail because you played too many games online and spent all the internet in your home for this rather than something else.
You're in jail for having an unpronounceable username and a mouthless armatar.
You're in jail because your dragon attacked our city and since you are the master of that dragon, you are responsible for the damage it caused.
You're in jail for killing my dragon!
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