This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail. Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots. Please keep it light!
You are in jail because your ninja outfit is not safety approved.
The user above me is in jail because he keeps using penguin armatars.
You are in jail because have exceeded the speed limit while you were driving.
You, armorplayergc, are in jail because you sabotaged the Polish space program with two rolls of duct tape and an aubergine.
You're in jail because you assaulted a teddy bear!
You're in jail for scaring children with your dark robe.
You're in jail for acting like dog in front of Barack Obama!
You're in jail for lying. Even if I wanted to do that, I don't have enough money to go to the USA.
You are in jail for hiding your stash of golden penguin eggs.
You are in jail for confusing two different penguins. The golden egg penguin is in the underground of Antarctica.
You're in jail for hoarding endangered breeds of penguins.
You're in jail for shooting people with your bow!
You are in jail because you're a witch.
You stole the president's dog walker collar.
tried eating Hilary Clintons husband.
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