This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail. Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots. Please keep it light!
You're in jail for killing lots of shadows by turning lights on sometimes
You're in jail for posting in all of the FG threads.
You're in jail for not posting in all the threads of AG at least once
armorplayergc is in jail because he crashed the internet with a video of an adorable four year old kicking an adorable kitten repeatedly.
The user above is in jail for exploding adorable pupppies.
You're in jail for not being the person in the world who loves animals the most!
you're in jail after an administrative error meant you were mistakenly believed to be a puppy.
You're in jail for not getting a perfect grade in all the tests you had at school in your whole life!
your in jail for eating a palm tree!
you're in jail for inventing all the useless plugins firefox decides to run
You're in jail for not having invented any plugin for Google Chrome!
You're in jail because internet explorer can't even process plugins
You're in jail because I don't use Internet Explorer anymore
you're in jail because that isnt a valid reason to send someone to jail.
You're in jail because this isn't a valid reason either
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