You know what's cool? Superpowers. What person wouldn't want superpowers? There's so many out there to choose from. There's flying, super strength, shooting lasers, etc. The list goes on forever.
However sometimes the people in fictional stories don't always get to choose their powers. I'm pretty sure Peter Parker didn't choose to get bitten by a radioactive spider.
So I've found this Superpower wiki to add some realism into the thread. This wiki contains thousands of powers. Some insanely powerful and those that are extremely useless.
What I want you to do is click the 'random page' link and then that's the power or powers you get. You can do this as many times as you want to get a combination of powers or just a single power.
So basically I'm stupid. Who knew stupidity was a power. This kind of works against the second power. This also works against the first since according to the limitations, I need great knowledge to be able to use it.
Eh, two weaknesses that are too bad altogether with the fact that it is temporary, yeah it's pretty good, but can't honestly be trusted for spectacular actions, it mostly just requires physical ability to dodge your attacks and wait out the invincibility and then even a normal person could kill you easily.
Agreed, it has its weaknesses...but still, better than bein vulnerable I suppose.