You know what's cool? Superpowers. What person wouldn't want superpowers? There's so many out there to choose from. There's flying, super strength, shooting lasers, etc. The list goes on forever.
However sometimes the people in fictional stories don't always get to choose their powers. I'm pretty sure Peter Parker didn't choose to get bitten by a radioactive spider.
So I've found this Superpower wiki to add some realism into the thread. This wiki contains thousands of powers. Some insanely powerful and those that are extremely useless.
What I want you to do is click the 'random page' link and then that's the power or powers you get. You can do this as many times as you want to get a combination of powers or just a single power.
Nope...It has happened at least three times and the two of them, I checked.
Probably because I have clicked the "random page" button so many times.
Also, it makes sense because these are pages in the wiki and as such, pages that you could stumble upon by clicking "random page"
Xenolingualism
Of absolutely no use as it doesn't appear to include human languages and we have yet to meet aliens, let alone talking ones.
Hydro-Aero Mixture
Also known as water and air bending. Apart from the 'bubble generation' application, this is the only truly powerful superpower among the three.
So basically I can shoot you with any projectile from nearly any range and penetrate any shield you may have in place. And if you try to shoot back, nothing will happen
Okay, the first power is a complete joke. However, the other two are quite interesting. Not only can I make someone view the good side of them, I can force it to grow.
So not only can I generates scissors and saws from my body, I can generate multiple tangible copies of said saws and scissors at once (at least that's how I'm trying to understand the latter).