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R2D21999
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You know what's cool? Superpowers. What person wouldn't want superpowers? There's so many out there to choose from. There's flying, super strength, shooting lasers, etc. The list goes on forever.

However sometimes the people in fictional stories don't always get to choose their powers. I'm pretty sure Peter Parker didn't choose to get bitten by a radioactive spider.

So I've found this Superpower wiki to add some realism into the thread. This wiki contains thousands of powers. Some insanely powerful and those that are extremely useless.

What I want you to do is click the 'random page' link and then that's the power or powers you get. You can do this as many times as you want to get a combination of powers or just a single power.

For me, I'll keep it simple for now and do three.

Airwave Manipulation
Suicide Inducement
Warping Presence

Wow, that second one is going to be fun.

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Doombreed
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R2, you ninja'd me...:

(My prepared post):

Nope...It has happened at least three times and the two of them, I checked.
Probably because I have clicked the "random page" button so many times.
Also, it makes sense because these are pages in the wiki and as such, pages that you could stumble upon by clicking "random page"

R2D21999
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Doing this now since I won't be here later.

Temporal Lordship

So basically I'm the lord of time. Awesome.

Weapon Calling

That could be useful. Though I imagine it's only for a single weapon.

Insomnia Inducement

So basically I can be able to make people unable to sleep. That's... cool I guess.

weirdlike
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Prince

Invisibility

Deity Lightning Manipulation

Cycle Embodiment

EDIT: I am an invisible, electrical, phoenix !

HahiHa
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Regent

On to another round.

Slime Shield Construction
Ew. I'm a human hagfish.

Xenolingualism
Of absolutely no use as it doesn't appear to include human languages and we have yet to meet aliens, let alone talking ones.

Hydro-Aero Mixture
Also known as water and air bending. Apart from the 'bubble generation' application, this is the only truly powerful superpower among the three.

R2D21999
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Seductive Magnetism
Now it seems like getting a girlfriend will be a breeze.

Enhanced Swordsmanship
Eh this doesn't really seem like a power but ok. I'll take it.

Immutability
Basically invincible against all powers except absolute change. That's gonna make me OP as heck.

Gogotank
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@MattEmAngel got the best powers! Unfair! He is a hacker! BURN HI-... Sorry about that...

Doombreed
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Enhanced Swordsmanship

Heh. I got Enhanced Marksmanship

Regenerative Healing Factor

Oh...here is something destructive:

Shield Penetration

So basically I can shoot you with any projectile from nearly any range and penetrate any shield you may have in place. And if you try to shoot back, nothing will happen

FishPreferred
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Mayan Deity Physiology
Fifth Dimensional Physiology
Planetary System Destruction
If only there were a fifth-dimensional Mayan deity.

R2D21999
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And if you try to shoot back, nothing will happen

Unless somebody gets a 1 hit kill on you.

It also says that if a weapon is in your body regeneration could be slowed or stopped.

Chryosten
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Milk Transmutation
Absolute Growth Inducement
Lightside View

Okay, the first power is a complete joke. However, the other two are quite interesting. Not only can I make someone view the good side of them, I can force it to grow.

HahiHa
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Regent

Sin Manipulation
Be nice to me and I'll make the world a heaven. Anger me and I'll make it pandemonium.

Bubble Beam Emission
/facepalm

Conditional Power
Most RANDOM superpower EVER.

Wedalti
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Universal Force Physiology

Accelerated Thought Process

Universal Force Manipulation

Apparently, I am made of everything, and can manipulate it and everything else at will, faster then anyone else can think of it first.

R2D21999
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Neutrality Force Manipulation

Alright, I can control neutral forces. That's cool I guess.

Inugami Physiology

So I can be a god dog of the dark arts. Awesome.

Reality Modding

Wow this is OP all on it's own.

So basically I'm a neutral, overpowered dog god. You may all build a statue in my glory.

Chryosten
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Yet another roll and this time, the results are interesting...

Scissor Protrusion
Saw Protrusion
Time Collapse

So not only can I generates scissors and saws from my body, I can generate multiple tangible copies of said saws and scissors at once (at least that's how I'm trying to understand the latter).

helpo1
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My TripleRandomPowers:

Boundless Inner World
Perfect Doppelganger
Remote Teleportation

Hm... I'm quite satisfied. :P

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