College Guy -> Hot girls -> THE hot girl -> Stuff gets blown up -> Gets saved -> Chosen One trope -> Look for Something trope -> Battle -> Stuff gets blown up -> Octimus Prime dies -> Stuff blown up -> Run away -> Evil dude in high place -> Humans are d***s -> Battle -> Some more battle -> Octimus gets revived -> kicks ares -> gets his ares kicked -> saved again -> Stuff gets really blown up -> Humans love robots again -> get the girl save the day.
College Guy -> Hot girls -> Stuff gets blown up -> Gets saved -> Chosen One trope -> Battle -> Octimus Prime dies -> Run away -> Evil dude in high place -> Humans are d***s -> Battle -> Some more battle -> Octimus gets revived -> kicks ares -> gets his ares kicked -> saved again -> get the girl save the day.
Isn't that what's important? I mean come on, the hot girl is a requirement, cool cars, and explosions.
I remember when I was a kid and I used to go watch those cheesy Japanese Sci-Fi movies and how I hated the part when they were talking too long. All I wanted was action!
When I re-watch those movies as an adult, I realize that the dialogues are so lame that I was right all along.
The film Michael Bay wants to make is one where he can have a muscular man with his shirt off fire a rocket launcher at a giant robot while driving a pick up truck off an exploding bridge while a pretty girl performs an exotic dance.
Spinning cameras,
stuff blowing up,
the worst dialogue EVER,
a hot chick,
product placement,
everybody's so stupid,
reusing shots,
racism,
each movie longer than the last,
each movie making more money than the last (9th highest grossing movie franchise, $3,779,696,275)
and the American flag.
This has been a summary of every Transformers movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ik2ikgOyNU
These guys do it better than me
