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Gogotank
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Lord

I just found this in a website and I thought it would be funny to show you. You can share any funny results you might see if you want.

Here you go!

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armorplayergc
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King

Well, I don't know a lot about politics (actually, almost nothing XD)
But i got this result:

"Xaikalis has to gain 43 kilos in 20 days to make Merkel feel thinner."

Doombreed
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Templar

"Italy has to hire 43 lazy untalented people to work for the Government" apparently for me

GhostOfNinja
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Farmer

Maybe I'm missing something here, but what do any of these have to do with austerity?

"Italy has to hire 43 lazy untalented people to work for the Government"

This one in particular; isn't that the opposite of austerity?

Doombreed
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Templar

Do not question the Government when it comes to Austerity! They Know! (Being Greek, that's the main idea around here )

R2D21999
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R2D21999
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Treasurer

Bulgaria is obligated to lower the amount of food consumed nationally by 5 bites.

Well... glad to see Bulgaria is doing better.

Doombreed
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Doombreed
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Templar

"Tsipras has to do a spaggato 65 times or until Merkel feels happy"

Ok...down go his legs...

HahiHa
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Regent

4K movies in Hungary are chargable and double taxed by pixel. Per second.

Well, Hungarians, no more 4k movies for you then.

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