Forums → The Tavern → My dog ate my sandwich and I'm upset about it.

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This thread seems pointless and it appears to me that you don't have much of anything to say, but want to post crap in the tavern anyway just to be "that guy".

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Get over it. You should have been more aware of your surroundings and noticed that your pooch was nicking your Mittagessen! You can't blame a simple animal that acts on instinct and impulse for your carelessness. Forgive and forget.

I think you should call your lawyer.

congratulation

My late dog Noel (R.I.P) stole a toast from me one morning and while I was chasing him, he growled at me. I started laughing, thinking he was probably telling me that I left it unsupervised so it was my fault.

i made a sarcastic one-word comment because i thought the thread was going to die, not for it to gain momentum. please end this thread @mrdaycee

Eat the dog. Then you can still eat the sandwich.

Not so fast!


Now, then Angel of so-called War; if a dog ate your sandwitch, this means that, unless you followed R2's reasoning, you yourself did not eat said sandwitch. How, then... do you assert that the sandwitch was good?

I put it to you that you ate the sandwitch and attempted to divert suspicion from you by accusing the dog of the same crime.

I don't think that was quite the message. You probably thought it through just a little too much...

I put it to you that you ate the sandwitch and attempted to divert suspicion from you by accusing the dog of the same crime.

Yeah I'm not sure about these memes, guys.

This thread seems pointless

How, then... do you assert that the sandwitch was good?

he growled at me.

Because it smelled good.

There's your mistake! Soap smells good too but have you tried eating soap? I tried once and it was horrible.

There's your mistake! Soap smells good too but have you tried eating soap? I tried once and it was horrible.

But I have tried eating a bar of soap and it was delicious! I didn't swallow it, but still!

Bruh, just cook up another sandwich.

You can't just do that. Every sandwich loss must be remembered.

There's your mistake! Soap smells good too but have you tried eating soap? I tried once and it was horrible.

Then why isn't the world in a constant state of mourning?
Also this thread has basically become the how to fix a bucket forum game