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R2D21999
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Hello citizens of ArmorGames! It is I, the great and powerful R2D21999. I have gained wisdom after many eons and I've decided to share that wisdom with you all. Once per day, I will permit one question from every user. However, it's only one question a day. More than one and I will forever leave your other questions unanswered for a whole day. It has to be more than exactly 24 hours.

So come... amuse me with your questions, mortals.

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R2D21999
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What was your first interaction with Storm like and your thoughts about it?

I think it was all. "Herh herh, wanna play ee? Herh herh." and stuff.

should I start an art thread because none of anything I've been doing recently has been getting enough attention to fuel my ego?

I don't care what you do. Who do you think I am? Your mom?

nivlac724
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

R2D21999
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How dare you insult me with such a question. It's about 700 pounds of wood, by the way.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Gantic
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Gantic
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Did I receive an accurate fortune?

Swarmlord2
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R2D21999
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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

I've been told by... someone... to leave that question unanswered.

Did I receive an accurate fortune?

Possibly.

Do you take bribes?

Only if the coins are gold and have a king on the head side.

Swarmlord2
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WHY WERE MY GOLDEN COINS REMOVED? That is not an Oracle question.

armorplayergc
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What do you want me to ask you now, Oracle?

R2D21999
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Who is that man over there behind the curtain?

The Man Behind the Curtain.

What do you want me to ask you now, Oracle?

I would hope a question.

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oh great oracle, what is the meaning of those stars below your post count?

R2D21999
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I could answer that myself... but I'd rather give you this.

Swarmlord2
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What is the question (see forumnaut thread)?

Dujas
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Dujas
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Oh great and powerful oracle...
How did you receive this great power?

R2D21999
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What is the question (see forumnaut thread)?

The answer.

How did you receive this great power?

By existing and gaining knowledge.

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