i hit a cricket ball which went into a window factory and all the glass crashed, the sound was so big that it triggered an avalanche (on a 30 degrees day) and it ruined my house and i had nowhere left to live... and if that wasn't bad enough i fell into a crater caused by the avalanche that was endless and i am still in it typing to communicate to this day. Oh and i turned white when i was 16 because i got bitten by a shark that turns your red blood cells white and your white blood cells red.... so my hair turned from brown to white..!
TOP THAT OFF IF YOU CAN!!!!
