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I fell down the stairs, there was a hole in the floor, fell through it, landed on an umbrella, and cracked the basement floor.

My colon cancer was cured.

I ran all out of chocolate.

I didn't get my ceremonial Sword of Baguette when I learned French.

Learning French makes me cry and it makes no sense. Now I have chronic depression from it!

I tried to learn Latin, but it was too hard and I feel depressed for failing

I'm the last of my kind who speaks my language and knows my customs but nobody cares enough to preserve it with me.

I tripped and my eyeball came out.

I had to watch my friend trip and his eyeball come out.

I lost my winning lottery ticket

both my hands got disolved by acid while i was combining solfuric acid and nitric acid to make a stronger acid to disolve my not respectful boss

I'm in need of a new employee since I just fired carlos.

I met a crazy cat lady with 30 black cats

I fell into an infinite loop where I can never get out of all the things I hate.

I have been hugged. Now my body will soon shut down from an overload of niceness.