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I lost my sanity.

I lost my courage

@Saiyoku come now, how is that unlucky?

I lost the keys to my house.

My bones are made of glass.

I stubbed my pinky toes, one after the other.

I brought a knife to a gunfight.

I found half a worm in my apple

Someone stole my wallet.

My blood cells have started warring against each other.

I became immortal and fell into a black hole... infinite pain >.<

I accidentally created a black hole while experimenting in my lab.

I got run over by an ostrich stampede in Antarctica.

my ears accidentally exploded because the food was too spicy

I accidentally swallowed gum... and now the gum blocked my intestines

I dislocated both my shoulders when I attempted a dab.