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It has been awhile since a contest has appeared here. With that being said you are probably wondering what is this Epic Rap Battles of Armor Games (ERBAG)?
Participants will be pitted against one another in a poetry slam to roast one another 1v1 until there is one final winner. This will be a 16 player single elimination tournament. Image below for reference.
The tournament will either include 8 players with 4 rounds, or 16 players with 5 rounds. Depending on how many participants sign up. For every round you win, a merit will be awarded. So the more users sign up, the more chances there are for you to win a merit. The maximum amount of merits you can win is 5, if you are the grand winner in a 5 round style tournament. So share this opportunity with your fellow users for a more rewarding experience.
To protect users and keep competition friendly, clean, and for laughs:
- Participants will only roast based on their opponents history on Armor Games, that includes Stats (likes received, comments made, games rated/played, merit count etc.), Quest Count, Forum Posts, Username, Rank, Position/Title, Friend Count, Favorite games, Profile comments, activity, or any thing AG related.
- Any roast post made to include anything on your opponents personal life or on a personal level will mean automatic disqualification. This means Age, Gender, Race, Religion, Political views, anything not meant to be shared on public, or anything on a personal level will mean automatic boot off the contest and if need be, additional consequences on site by a moderator.
- The main moderator keeping an eye on participants will be the very much respected and well known @Moegreche. He will be the very person handing out merits and making sure everything is kept in check. Thank you, Moe, we salute you.
- I, @SirLegendary, will be the host and judge of this competition. I've judged and hosted many poetry and art contests on AG, and have participated in many I did not host or judge. Rest assured I am fair and will only judge you on your ability to roast and the creativity of your roast. IT HAS TO RHYME.
- Sign ups will begin when this post is live and will last for a week, until June 13, 2018, or until at least 8 slots have been filled. If you sign up after the 8th slot is filled but the total amount of participants does not reach 16 by the time sign up is over, you will not be able to participate.
1. You will be paired randomly at the beginning. Brackets will be posted after every round in order to view who is against who in the next round.
2. Updates will be posted and you will be tagged for announcements.
3. You will have give and take one roast/rap per round. If you are posting for any other purpose make sure it is clear that you are not posting for the sake of the round to avoid confusion.
4. Rounds will last up to 1 week, or until all participants have finished.
5. Next round will begin once on announcement after judging decisions have been made.
6. Be patient with the merits, they will come.
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Glossary: scilla = shrimp (latin); scillaren = a medicine (not mocking the diseased); hoarse is not a typo;
I quoted Sciller’s lines I mention to a thread in The Tavern. They’re in order of showing up in lyrics except for the first one which is obligatory! 0_0 Chorus is directed to all competitors.
The King Is Back
This day is going down in Armor Games history,
sciller versus PLGuy in the War for Territory.
History likes to repeat but David beat Goliath only in a story,
mine is all the glory, you won’t feel the Taste of Victory.
Embarrassment instead, Santa Claws so close,
like for breaking forum laws you’re gettin’ busted.
King was frozen in time for too long as says song
but talents like good engines never get rusted.
In seven months all quests smashed, I’m Unstoppable,
when I was climbing to the top you were still a Constable.
Never gave up while making a nice guide full of advice
how to follow my path when you were hiding like mice.
Game is on again and this time leave fool’s paradise,
you won’t Staunch if I slice you twice with ultrasound waves.
It’s flee or get killed by my voice, there’s no choice, I’m pitchin’ in,
if it comes to roasting I’m Gordon Ramsay in Hell’s Kitchen.
Smiling widely you entered the House of the real Predator,
a bad decision you’re gonna be disstroyed by a die-hard competitor.
But no merit for that, just a new badge, Roaster Roasted for you,
take a good look, dude, you’re in my cookery book.
As befits The Perfect Hunter to maintain the trophy revenue,
shootin’ Railgun and you’re a new position in my menu.
Calm down now ‘n be proud, why are you so pale?
today you’re the main dish of the royal regale.
Kicking off the party serving grilled scilla in dough,
backtrack, peeps, read first letters in every other row.
THE KING IS BACK and there can be no mistaking,
Hat Trick’s for my taking, for you no happy ending.
Come to my court subject, why don’t you be my guest?
In counts we’re teammates, here you’re just another quest.
Number fourty five, call other fourty four for the dissin’
Are you guys Stormtroopers? Too bad clones are always missin’
Armatars you made should hang in the Hall of Shame,
they’re so lame, the same applies to your nickname.
Seriously, did you devise it while playing Scrabble?
Alright, let’s get into your obsessive posting babble.
Honestly with your words you roast yourself,
no wonder they appointed you as a Wooden Serf.
Telling peaceful guys to stop posting on Forum Games,
self-proclaimed dictator not fitting into his own frames.
Please stop asking people if their beds are self-shaking,
just remember, Scitler, to turn off waterbed massaging.
Once you asked Ramit to put a candle in your mouth,
I’m throwing there a grenade for deriding ones without house.
The killer quote of your worst sins is yet to be uncovered,
Killing unborn children?! I hope all who read recovered.
Gummy bear, don’t blame mistakes on your insane inner voices,
I punish you Burrito Bison style for your very own choices.
The worst thing is I’m saying all this in vain,
on page three of quests you left your dull brain. The pain!
I let you fall asleep now just to deepen your doom,
by crushing all your dreams inside the Everloom.
It’s a total dissaster, mouse falling into its own sadistic trap,
don’t tell me to stop, I don’t give a single Frappé.
Your posts instilled in me feelings I never thought I could have,
I burn them with lava flow, they’re impossible to mend.
THE KING IS BACK and there can be no mistaking(…)
Beasts released, drop these last bits on top of bomb beats,
on the mass bass subwoofer with housing made of steel.
Enterin’ Dangerzone Highway, don’t bury head in the grass,
MC PL presents to you takeaway coup de grâce.
Ten spins a second, I’m the King of this Treadmill,
you lose too much calories, without skill you disappear.
My bars so deep cause I smelter them in the core of the earth,
the Smith that forges lyrics, my wordcraft’s showing all my worth.
My rhymes are hard-core, I breed dragons from them,
wise owl will always find as perfect rhyme as gem.
You dropped your pumpkin head, do I need to call a nurse?
you have to pop some scillaren to finish a crappy verse.
Quack with that Donald Duck beak squeaky Mickey Mouse rhymes,
my stuff’s sick, your screak’s bleak, it’s a sneak peek of the paradigm.
Trampled under my vocal hoarse, thought jousting couldn’t get any worse?
I’m Feeling Stronger every minute, breaking the laws of the universe!
But let’s finish match Jack the Ripper versus Jack the Rapper before I get a ban,
I iconized your armatar with razor-sharp words by making you a Headless Man.
That’s enough, you whine, so I’m sending drones to teleport you away,
just remember to take your satellites and never again get in my way.
By the way, what kind of a Templar signs a pact with the devil?
Well, no matter anyway. For you This is the Only Level.
Psst! @sciller45, I like your armatars :-P
Feels like Legend's gotta extend the deadline I can't fill in for all these guys in one day I'm afraid xD
But you won't have to fill in for me Though, it... it would be nice, though. I'm a- eh- a tad bit overwhelmed. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say-no-more, say-no-more.
@PLGuy haha i'll take that as a compliment. Rappers' flow have gotten a lot more sophisticated. Unless you're talking about over the past couple years with the rise of soundcloud rappers then... i'll say you showed what would happen if hip hop didn't evolve past elementary rhymes and basic rhythm. Lol but it looks like @sciller45 can't handle a little heat
Got roasted in two out of three roasts. Oh, well.
Listen at once for my payback!
Over is your time to strike back.
Over is your bloody ugly rule,
King you say? You're just a fool!
Another one goes down the drain
Bloody hell, I am your bane!
I'll see you riling in pain
Rest of the night you'll never forget
Dead you'll be if mercy let.
(Psst. Now's the time you read the bold letters!)
*points to the sky*
LOOK! A BIRD!
Watch out for the turd!
*pulls the conveniently-placed lever*
Look at you, stuck in my trap!
What's wrong sonny, you need a map?
I got bored of your wordy rhyme.
Your talk is cheap, dozen-a-dime.
I'm a wooden serf, yet you're a nothing.
Before you were even born, I was buzzing!
Still not like my armatar
You have the worse one by far
The cool ones? A Chinese toy.
Shouldn't have told me that, oh boy.
Rolling up a brand new dozen!
Look, It ain't a drinking game!
Can't add 10 and 2 together.
Now there's something worth of fame.
A Templar with the devil?
Such an accusation from this I revel.
Don't know what's Pater Noster?
The words that turn me into an imposter.
In the face of the devil, I don't fear.
Care-free I turn him my rear.
This is treason! Throwing the king in a maze, you say?
I'm not a templar for no reason,
My loyalty's with God, so it ain't treason.
In seven months your thousandth quest?
Who's got the time? I'd rather rest.
(Oh, no the deadline)
But Still! No surrender today!
I'll be the champion, this' foul play!
I'll take my sword and you'll use your sorcery,
Shifting again, the powers of the ones merry
Rotating always, but I'll keep it in check,
Otherwise my maze will turn into a wreck!
You'll never escape me! It can't be true!
What are you doing!?! Crawl back inside! SHOO!
Due to real-life issues, I will not have the time to do this. Feel free to give away my spot. Sorry!
Awww I was looking forward to your response. But I hope that you are doing well and that whatever you're dealing with is not very stressful. Also I don't mind roasting someone else if I have to.
@lozerfac3 Obviously, I meant topics of disses and not the flow. But when we talk about that, it's good to see that you can articulate complete sentences too! In other words: gps dd you cd dvd!
LOL aight i'll give you that. Hope you make it next round though
@SirLegendary. I can take over abc if you extend the deadline
@abcdragon66 Sad to see you go!
Okay deadline has been extended until the very end of July 13. Giving a little more time for those who haven’t posted. Good luck!
@Doombreed the spot is yours! good luck!
well dammit. Connection lost RIGHT as I posted this. With no backup as I was making it in the posting box. At least I have good memory, only 3 verses gave me trouble
Hey lozer boy, or should I say, loser boy
So at a loss, I am starting to feel joy
Sweating already, before the first verse
it's over now, you can drop all pretense
Not made for this, can see it plain as day
You lost it already, wrong peep, foul play
Best to give up, rapping's just not your thing
You're up against me, but you hit abc
Messed up the person
Let's settle the score
It's you on the line now
They all want more
You play a lot of games, there's nothing wrong with that
Like logic puzzles, see that right off the bat
Logical element, it's a good game
quite unlike your roasting, have you no shame?
No point in playing, nothing you can achieve
Achievement Unlocked, your trick up your sleeve
ir.rational redux, that's more like you
because my friend, there's no logic in you
song's coming to an end, finally as well
can see your skill at the bottom of the well
Of course you can try, but you just can't keep up
rhymes are so fast they'll leave you in the sand
And now there's an impasse in front of you
try to win or let me get the best of you?
Choice is obvious, I can do this all day
all I see you is looking to hit the hay
I'll weigh in this last time before the end of the round. I made the last verse to a kinda specific beat, so you can drop it on this: Ma$e - the Oracle, instrumental Kinda slow flow at start and fits in from 48s.
Also guys who didn't post and don't plan to - don't be chickens - let's make from this a good show!
Guys I am terribly sorry for not showing up. A thunder struck near our house and destroyed our service's internet card(or so the told us) and we had been left without internet for nearly 2 weeks. I would have notified if I could.
Hi guys, this round is now considered over. I will be compiling and judging your roasts! For those who did not post, that would mean automatic disqualification. For those whose opponents had not posted, you will be moving on to the next round. Results will be in within the day.
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