I challenge @lozerfac3 to a rap battle, a follow-up of our battle in ERBAG. Same rules, one entry. The appointed deadline is 02.08 10:00 CEST. @SirLegendary accepted our request to judge this battle.
Our first entries:
lozerfac3
Lets give it up for PLGuy
he made round 2 but he will die
imma say it once, there wont be next time
so dont try to win with your simple rhymes
youre a vegetable, just a wee endive
it's incredible, that youre still alive
you eat lunchables cuz you think its cool
so it's probable that you were bullied in high school
but this a safe space, we respectable
youre in the ring now, just forget the bull
face to fac3 with an animal
an actual, real spectacle
i pull push pull, force unstoppable
embrace the vain chase, but you aint escape
i see the theme plain in your favorite games
i see you playin' games that train the brain
but like a plain jane you lame as hell
i try to stay sane, maintain brain cells
but i cant with your raps, your flip-flap flops
your drops' as hot as an ice packed rock
me? i lock the spot, slap back the talk
be jolly as a dog, in pure jubality
in reality...
youre a dreamer not a writer, can't spell "loses" right
you seem drunk, but you probably chooses lite
im up here, but you cant even look this high
so take your passport, Guy
gotta book yourself a flight
right?
it's right or wrong, ding and dong,
ditch yo song, i really think you would be good at pong
youre not a king, more like king kong
Just not as strong, delusions mean that you lose your bong
your story's long, you talk too much
I want it gone, nobody will think that you have won
you talk too much, your breath is dung
it's time to stop, your time is done
my time is now, i overcome
you have to bow, fall on your knees cuz its my kingdom come
PLGuy
DJ Legendary is scratchin’ the vinyl,
it’s high time to start cakewalk semifinal.
This match is one-sided I hold the good karma,
crowd wanna see close-up of lozerface drama.
The people have spoken and nobody liked ya,
whited sepulcher, persona non grata!
Don’t mean it personal but you’re void indeed,
let me criticize art: you did shaming deed!
How do you manage so tiny a verse,
poor weak even worse, yet still so perverse?!
Harassing a young girl made of you a pest,
molestar yourself boy - in yo’ filthy nest!
Let’s forget about that before people vomit
I just hope that comet will burn that sodomite.
Round’s up and running and Roundup’s all I need,
King enters the field to get rid of the weed.
Don’t call yourself King not worthy of splendor,
I earned title fighting, you’re just mere pretender.
Maybe you’re farmhand but I’m known from hard work,
look at these worn hands, you disgusting slack jerk!
You’re no-one at present, the thought is unpleasant,
see antidepressant: we all start as peasants.
However I admit, matters how you end up,
one look at your account – you already gave up.
Shoutout to Doombreed you wanna get him back,
you had three days and…? Sissy didn’t attack!
We can see why you’re cast out from manly crew,
chicken, you should for sure wear matching tutu!
I know all your secrets, found pink notebook honey,
your lines are so crappy ‘cause you type with hiney!
Teen pop flows out from lozerface hayfield?
Hannah Montana ghostwriter revealed!
Now listen and scribble in fairy diary,
next roast is delivered by urban dictionary.
I bully poop doctor, for being so girlie,
you put in a toilet and I give you swirlie!
*flush*
Now everyone see what you’re kinda fellow,
like rotten mango – slimy, foul and yellow.
But let’s keep it mellow, I believe in you son.
Sike! better dream on ‘bout Scarlet Johannsson!
For reals @lozerfac3 if you still see a reason,
fight me, lose race and book place in next season!
@PLGuy I proposed 3 days after SirLegendary judges us in the ERBAG thread so I can take care of two people in one sitting. I guess it is your challenge after all... But if you will allow 3 days from now for submission, then that would be great.
@lozerfac3 I remember what you said but you would prepare my roast now anyway, so much of taking two people in one sitting... whatever you mean by that... I set a concrete deadline then: this hour, 10.00 CEST on 02.08.
I mean I had no intention to start preparing until I knew who won round 2 cuz I didn't want to worry about it, but I guess it turned out that way anyway. But thanks bro lol good luck.
I'm okay with whatever deadline you guys prefer, however just give me a little time to finish rounding up ERBAG's round 2 entries and judging them. Thanks
@SirLegendary man, we thank you for being the judge and I'd say just take your time. At least that's if you ask me, I treat this as a fun pastime, not a serious deal. @lozerfac3 said that three days is good and that's why the deadline is 02.08 10:00 CEST.
@sciller45 Just because you stayed until the very end and maybe you'll be against him in the final. There's nothing about you in this diss. And abc, because maybe she'll come back to the forums.
Before this even began we could smell arrogance of this guy
and that’s ‘cause he’s as full of himself as cannibalism suicide.
His game’s just talk n’ no walk, all bark n’ no bite
my roast hits the mark just read the chat in ERBAG.
Dirtbag aims below the belt, roasts things positive
I roast negative, now he’ll taste his own medicine.
When reading his diss honestly I laugh guts out,
with his punchlines he punches himself in nuts, ouch!
Lozer, in last round you told your story well
but you missed dissin’ me. Regrettable.
Forget the bull? Fernando, let’s start corrida,
first some rodeo and then bye bye señorita! Eeeaaa!
I’m not scared of a dude so dumb that in school
was first kid to suck n’ swallow his own thumb. Cool?
Agreed. Your bars are so easy to follow
but that’s cause you don’t spit, all you do is… wallow.
Hello, is that what made of you such a choker?
In fact, I’m jokin’ but I’m not just a joker
I yoke you n’ stack in my flock you’ve no option
click clack, what a shock, you’re not bull, just one of oxen!
Prediction failed, I beat you at your own stupid game
I beat you in your language, wait for the checkmate
Take your bag n’ baggage, can’t escape the shame
lost dignity, hard to sleep when you’re thinkin’ ‘bout me?
Jubality – here ends your originality, sorry
worry ‘bout this debate, it’s the same old story.
Tried and failed, all you done was usin’ useless views
no facts, no logic, you think juice is blue suede shoes.
Shmooze… I’m not king and you overcome me?
Do you even know what kingdom come means?
In such a rush I’ll help ya get there but beware
from whited sepulcher soul might go to the hell.
Thing is you messed up with the wrong King
I fling crown now on ground it’s just a bling-bling.
No need for title either, earned it hard work
everyday’s new fight though, whaddya know ‘bout it?
Nothing but you guessed well, I’m King Kong the gorilla.
Gong, heard bell? It’s dinner time for Godzilla.
Like a killer, all I needed to kill your drip drop
was top hip-hop, Eminem ate M&M’s, mate. Killer!
Great rhymes but before you drop soppy strop n’ hate…
ah, frappé this punchline, your name’s @lozerfac3. Checkmate.
We gave it up for you, PLGuy
Now it’s up to you, give it up and see the light
You’re making yourself looking like a fool
“Sorry for my silliness”, apology approved
I never seen a king that needa stoop so low
You challenged me to rap but you’re only talkin’ crap
I guess that’s what happens when you feel threatened
You need a second chance but you messin’ up the plans
Now you’re going up against a real legend
You’re scramblin’ to win but your ramblin’s a sin
I guess you’re better known on the forum games
But no one said it better than nousername
These owls that you pose as never knew better
PHLHimself coulda prolly said the same
I commend you I suppose cuz you grew better
Still no wonder why you don’t get any replies
Let me help you out
^ This little roast game
< Because it’s easy to find out what you’re all about
V Are you still okay?
Your face is turning red
The colors on the walls are returning to your head
In my shadow cryin’, the front battle line
Your name is tied to me and the likes you get are lies
I’m a samurai, you recognise
Religious Asian, I am the Icon you despise
It’s funny that you say what I should Try
Except you use the urban, now you lookin kinda white
I see you fancy art, it’s unfortunate
Your pictures seem to fit on a fridge or cabinet
Put it in the trash and throw your rap wit it
Just for good measure better blow a torch in it
But I gotta own up, you were not a huge fail
Who woulda known someone who just learned how to spell,
A dude with ESL, had the skills to excel
But listen to this, you gotta slow down and exhale
When you make a million edits, to your credit, I can tell
Every minute that you send it, that post will end up stale
Hush, hush, and pray, tell
Do you really think you did well?
Oh well, anyway
My body’s a temple, tear it down and look away
I’m livin’ in Christ, so in his name I be raised
I’m sorry it a hassle and too bad you gotta wait
But this ain’t a fight, so take it light, you ain’t paid
You’re askin’ for a battle, it takes time to get made
I be raised with the Christ so I’ll be finished, three days...
I never forgive myself when not giving 100% - and now I had 6 more days I didn’t use. I do think you were better and that’s what made me work on my skills – I respected you back then as I respect you now. “I’m not scared…” is roleplaying along with your first roast. I challenged you for other reason than being threatened, I don’t seek to dominate. The ^ part: I really liked @sciller45 roast and the only roast I didn’t like was mine on Sciller: I mean I probably went to sharply but man I was sure he’s gonna try and slaughter me :-P not to mention that was the second rhyming thing I made in English.
Religious Asian wasn’t about you and I won’t deny – Owl is my huge mistake. At that time my skills at vectors weren’t good enough and I didn’t have time to make better armatar. I based my armatar too much on someone else’s work of art – it’s a rip-off and I reported it to the judge of that contest. But I’ll wear this owl, I don’t deny that I make mistakes.
And the saddest part is that so few people post on forums but making me the only reason seems very unfair. I just want to have fun and the more people join to the games, the better.
I’m not an effigy – just a roleplayer as PLGuy and healing (incurable) opportunist as my real self.
@PLGuy hey man that means a lot. I know i made that comment about you have English as a second language, but I want to my message to be clear about that cuz you did hella good. Like in round 2 I was actually shaking a little bit cuz of how focused your flow became after the first round and that just added to the pressure you put with your roasts. And I definitely saw the improvement in rhyming with this one. It's all respect from me bro.
Lol I figured it wasn't about me, but I saw it and I was like This is perfect!
And the saddest part is that so few people post on forums but making me the only reason seems very unfair. I just want to have fun and the more people join to the games, the better.
Eh it's just a little tease lol and I know what you mean. Dude I tried making a forum game and that didn't turn out the way I hoped so I know it's not just you. Good luck my guy
Yeah that bit about sciller's bio wasn't very appropriate I have to admit. I guess it set the tone on the rest of the rap but I didn't intend for it to. That's why I added the comment afterwards saying that the word molestar has little to do with actual molesting. But in hindsight I probably should have changed the whole verse. Again, SORRY FOR THE CALLOUT @sciller45 haha
