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Hey, why don't we try it? Let's just drop a nuke on the Twinkie factory and see how many Twinkies are still tasty and stuff afterwards.

no they're jsut to soft even tho they are PACKED with fugging preservatives.

the twinkies most likely will survive a blast, but they would most likely taste AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL when you try it. Also, the different "fillings" in the twinky will probably suck up nuclear radiation after the blast. Thus making (a funny word of. .. ) a radioactive twinky.

interesting. they might survive the radiation, but i doint think they woudl survive withing half a mile of the nuke going off

This is one of those "Tree in a forest" questions. If you're close enough to the blast center of a nuclear explosion that all other food had been obliterated or has otherwise spoiled, then I would think you'd be dead.
I was just trying to look up the shelf life of a twinkie, though and it looks like it's quite a long time.

i breckon they would be extremely damaged by the radiation anyway. they might survive the initial blast, but propably wont survive long after.

i doubt they can, depending on how close they are.

Im sure if the twinkie actually survived, that I would touch it with a 10 foot pole. It could blow up at any second!

Yes, if it has sunblock on...Sunblock SPF 3,527,377.

Wait wasn't this topic from a family guy episode were the USA is nuked and the griffins live and start a colony living of a twinky factory

[quote=Carlie]
I had a teacher who had the same Twinkie in his classroom for over 8 years. And it looked like it had just come out of the wrapper. They are incredibly unnatural, and if anything can survive a nuclear explosion, it probably would be the Twinkies.[/quote]

Agreed.

If you knew what a nuke was you wouldnt even ask that question. One nuke can destroy japan. No it cant