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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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quakingphear
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I'd go with thick cloth clothing on the sleeves and shoulders, then some type of gauntlet on the hands. Thats short notice. If you can get your hands on it, get some kevlar. That'll keep you pretty safe from most things. Plus with cloth thats thick enough, zombie teeth probably won't get through.

thoadthetoad
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Yeah, pretty much all of us have read the Guide. The virus we use was created by thoad, our founder. It has a lot of similarities though.

....it...does?
I have actually never even read the zombie survival guide.
Great minds think alike?
XD.
thoadthetoad
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Chain mail, if you can find it would be your best bet.

Riot Cop outfit, would be the best.
There's even riot cop outfits inside prisons, normally with m16's or shotguns too.
Just saying. heh.

P.S. I'm grounded, so please forward all ZSC related stuff to either Skater_kid_who_pwns, quackingphear, or whoever is VP (I think it's woody_7007)
MudPuddle
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Why skip over the pres? I confoozled... am I in Coventry?

thoadthetoad
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Why skip over the pres? I confoozled... am I in Coventry?

lol sorry, I'm really discombobulated ^^;
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Ok, riot police outfit, IF you can get your hands on one.

Other then that I would suggest a Motorcross helmet with visor, as well as there chest pads. If they can withstand rocks stabing into them after a 50 foot drop, I think they could take a bite. Alot of people may allready have that stuff.

If not, layers of clothing, and leather. Lots of leather...

I miss you lalready thoad...


*points up*

Wow.......that sounded really gay....

thoadthetoad
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Wow.......that sounded really gay....

roflsauce

as well as there chest pads

Hockeh Pants!

lol, dark night reference XD
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Hrm......Well like I said, they wouldn't be a bad thing to have....

Zophia
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thoad, how would any of your parasite infected zombies make it overseas? Wouldn't the infection spread too fast for anyone to board an airplane?
Are you aware of the differences between bacteria, viruses and the various forms of parasites? The way you described it, it is not a virus. How did it even come into existence? How does a heart-sized lump make it up into a brain? What does the fast coagulation of blood do to their muscle capacity? What happens if an animal gets bitten?
Where they driven by hunger? In that case, how does it spread so much, wouldn't they try to kill and eat their victims instead?
(Questions partially copyright Cenere; we had a fun couple of hours.)

I would like to know more details about this disease of yours before I fill out the "application scenario" again.

Btw, is anyone gonna try writing a plan for a scenario with the virus Cenere came up with?

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Btw, is anyone gonna try writing a plan for a scenario with the virus Cenere came up with?

Or I will!

Call us: "Virus-reality-check"-team!! > >...
Zophia
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Call us: "Virus-reality-check"-team!! > >...
XD
I love viruses... They're so nasty and evil and fun...

Can I make a virus? Can I? Puweeeeeeeeeease? ... If not, I shall do it anyway and make Cen post a scenario about it. Ha.
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It's good that we have a "Virus-reality-check" team here on Armor Games. It makes a person feel safer on here

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thoad, how would any of your parasite infected zombies make it overseas? Wouldn't the infection spread too fast for anyone to board an airplane?

That, my friend, is where project Anthemia comes in. Yeah, I do have an answer for everything.

With project Anthemia, it evolved into the Goliath Syndrome (host virus ATM). When project Anthemia was created, it had an outbreak in north america, and another test subject was landed in the middle east, in the Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and Iran part of the world. The U.S. army didn't care to drop it inside madagascar, Austrailia, or the smaller Islets off of the mainland (I.E. Indonesia, UK, etc. etc.), but project Anthemia evolved, and a couple cases revealed that a bird who had eaten a piece of flesh of one of my creations flew there.

So I guess it isn't an entirety world infection, but fleeing to there from most of our positions would be failry difficult. IT started in U.S.A. NM and *throws pin at Middle East* and Medina, so it spread from there.

Even though my virus isn't really that real, that isn't the entire point of the club you party pooper ;P.

Call us: "Virus-reality-check"-team!! > >...

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Well, inappropriate comment deleted from mind. I'll leave it at that lady. *malevolent kitty face* >:3
Zophia
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So basically Strop is perfectly safe.

Thoad, would you mind giving an indepth essay-like scientificish description of this "virus" and it's development history, how it was first created, the experiments with it, how it went wrong, and how the outbreak started. Please?

Well, inappropriate comment deleted from mind. I'll leave it at that lady. *malevolent kitty face* >:3
... I'll take that one, just to save you from being mauled by Cenere.
Reality checks are a good thing to have for the viruses if you expect the scenarios and the ways to survive to be realistic.
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I would like to know more details about this disease of yours before I fill out the "application scenario" again.

Ok....
Are you aware of the differences between bacteria, viruses and the various forms of parasites?

not entirely, but you gotta understand that this is science-fiction zoph old pal.
How does a heart-sized lump make it up into a brain?

By digging, eating, and overall forcing itself through. Hemorrhaging does occur.
What does the fast coagulation of blood do to their muscle capacity?

The viruses? I don't entirely understand your question.
What happens if an animal gets bitten?

The Virus doesn't attack animals, don't ask me how it tells the difference, haven't quite figured that out ;P If a zombie were to accidentally bite an animal, it would be infected, but the animal wouldn't be zombified. The virus would stay in a totally premature state, and would not grow. So if a small cell of a bird, dog, and any other accidentally infected animal were to get a cell into a human, the human would be infected and zombified.
Where they driven by hunger?

I beleive I have answered this before, no, they are not driven by hunger, more of a random act of violence, actually. They bite because the virus finds that to be more effective than a boot to the head or a fist to the gut. The Virus feeds off of it's host body, so it slowly decomposes, but the virus doesn't need to much as far as nourishment.
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