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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok ,I just decided to creat a scenario, not about survivng zombies for say, but something you might want to know.

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You were wlaking through the woods, to the outside of town. it was a short cut you had discovered. You were very very hungry, and came apon a bush full of red berries. There were visible signs that something had been eating them, and they look good. They are a deep red in color.

Do you eat one?

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I guess it depends on where you live, I got poisonous berries and good to eat berries where I live. I'd eat maybe 2 or 3 and see if I get sick. If I don't maybe more. Then next time I can, pick up a book of edible plants.

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Ah, which brings me to a nother good thing to have on hand. Anyone have a feild guide? I have one I kinda stole from my science teacher. Ok, well she gave them away when she quit but you know.

Eating only a few would also be smart, thogu hyou could still get sick...but it wouldnt be fatal.

thoadthetoad
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Ah, which brings me to a nother good thing to have on hand. Anyone have a feild guide? I have one I kinda stole from my science teacher. Ok, well she gave them away when she quit but you know.

that's a good idea, I've been so occupied making my own, that I haven't thought of getting one about the REAL field (sides my Dragon field guide).
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lol, Well yeah. i mean we will one day b prepard if one day this does oe day happen. I am trying to rack my brain for things to take...

slliM
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I know I'm not in the club anymore, but I own a zombie survival field guide. It's pretty awesome. (I might try to join the club again, my girlfriend was cheating on me so I dumped her. This'll be hard I bet.)

A few good things to bring would definitely be entertainment(sanity), earplugs(moan-b-gone), and a shovel(If your on the run, you'll need a toilet, and a grave for some zombies, just in case.).

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I might try to join the club again, my girlfriend was cheating on me so I dumped her. This'll be hard I bet.

oooo wow
Sorry dude *friendly hug from the side*
your always welcome here though. Are you wrecked cuz of her?
slliM
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A little, but I'm sure bustin' some zombie heads will make me feel better

I'll answer that important scenario(not sarcasm I swear on my life) that skater just posted.

If I came across the berries, I would definitely Take a bunch of them. I would take a water test first though. (I'd eat 3 and wait to see if I get sick.) If they were O.K., I'd save them for later, for they are a good source of a lot of things healthy I bet. They also probably contain natural sugar, which powers your body and is not that unhealthy.
If not, I'd bait the traps with them, along with some other foods.

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Can zombies swim? I don't think they do. I'm moving, gonna off all of the zombies there with my combat shotgun, and gonna live off of farming. Good thing my girl was in the army and is one hell of a cop! We're gonna repopulate the planet with superhumans. yeah. respect....

ponch
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almost forgot. moving to that manmade island off of Dubai. Almost forgot the most importan thing. Location, location, location.

thoadthetoad
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Can zombies swim? I don't think they do. I'm moving, gonna off all of the zombies there with my combat shotgun, and gonna live off of farming. Good thing my girl was in the army and is one hell of a cop! We're gonna repopulate the planet with superhumans. yeah. respect....

*sigh*
*ahem*
Zombies cannot swim, but moderatly know not to go straight into water. Do you even have a combat shotgun? I really don't beleive you. If your going to a man made island (if it was man made, it'd have to be made of metal) how the hell are you going to farm? HOw do you really think that you and your wife could actually repopulate the world with only a small islands worth of land? Leave your fantasies to the internet pal. Plus, if 1 couple, or even 3 couples were to have continual sex and their families would marry and mate with each other, that would cause large genetic problems, making probably the FARTHEST from a superhuman.
I've seen worse, but this is definitely down there with all the zombie survival wannabes. You can always try again, but I'm going to give your plan a total and utter F--. Really, it's absolutely terrible, have you even LOOKED at the front page and it's characteristics? Have you? Really?
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OK, so I just had a massive brain storm...i just thought of sometihng.

Salted food can be bad for you right? like if you eat alot of it at a time, you can get scurveys can't you? So I was wondering, would caned goods give you scurveys as well?

It would be hard to keep up with nutriton as far as fruit goes, becuse it would all rot quickly.

Meat would go rotten fast with no way to freeze it, unless you live i nthe north duringin winter of course.

So I was thinking, how do you get around this? Zombies are not edible, fruit will be scares, not vegies if you plant them, vitamin c is in many berries, and vitamin b is in all energy drinks so there you go. but cows would eventually die I think, so killing them as you see them, and wrpping there meat and takeing it with you is a good thing to do.

And bad break about your girlfriend man. Just remember, "the man who gets the hoe, has to rake in dispare" or sometihng like that. Your better without her though, if she cheats at least.

And, that those ends my babbaling.

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repopulate the planet with superhumans


Superhumans???.......AHAHAHAHAA!!!.....WOW

Can I join?
thoadthetoad
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Can I join?

*ignores fact that I ignored thread*
If you make a plan and then answer a scenario (if it's not on the last page, please say WHICH scenario your going to use*
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I belive he did make aplan...once apon a time. I could go hunting for it, but alas I am to lazy to click the mouse that much, so for now....no.

Ok, i decided to make a scenario! YIPPE!

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Ok, you are in a small camping trailer, when you awaken to the sound of moans from the out-of-doors (OUTSIDE FOR DUMB ARSES) Standing up, you look out of the small plastic window, to see about 8 of them comeing to your location. All you have with you are your belt, a rather large steak knive, an ax you had been splitting wood with, and some duck tape.

No guns here, so rack your brains my frineds, rack them good, o. Allmost forgot, how will you survive?

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