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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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ArmorHero
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Ha well, I'm in school and had exams, sorry! But yah, active is my middle name... from now on of course! I'm grounded at home so cut some slack there alright!
And every other weekend I go to my dad's and everyone has personal laptops so I don't have internet there! D: I'm going there this weekend!

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hrm....well I do like your canyon idea. There is a grand canyon PA, which would effiantyl be a good idea to head to for me, and bankvaults are plentifull.

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great question... i had a hobby for a where me and a couple of friends made ultimate weapons for such an ocassion. I had a started with a shotgun, and welded and attached stun chargesand a retractible katana blade as laast resort that wave as a catapult would when realeased, freaking awesome. the idea came to us one dangerous drunken night, when we all were bsing about if 28 days later became our new reality. Whats in my house... lmao, Armafreakinggetting. i woulding mind my life to be broken down to actual survival needs as opposed to earning money. ill have to come back to answer all of your questions though.

thoadthetoad
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great question... i had a hobby for a where me and a couple of friends made ultimate weapons for such an ocassion. I had a started with a shotgun, and welded and attached stun chargesand a retractible katana blade as laast resort that wave as a catapult would when realeased, freaking awesome. the idea came to us one dangerous drunken night, when we all were bsing about if 28 days later became our new reality. Whats in my house... lmao, Armafreakinggetting. i woulding mind my life to be broken down to actual survival needs as opposed to earning money. ill have to come back to answer all of your questions though.


.....whut?
I will consider this spam, since it doesn't seem to answer any question we had asked, so I'm just going to flag this now...
skater_kid_who_pwns
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lol, come down thoad. He just got a bit to drunk and lst is all. lol

Now i'm gonna steal your line...

*Beats him in face with tattle bat*

BAT!BAT!BAT!BAT!BAT!BAT!BAT!BAT!BAT!BAT!BAT!

*notices all eyes are on me*

Um.......Bat?

thoadthetoad
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lawl u fail, get your tattle crowbar at least, the tattlebat and the tattlechainsaw is mine rofl.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Nice, now I get to bar people in the mouth. lol

So thoad, on a new debate (hopefully) would a zombie be effectifly killed by lets say...being hung by its feet due to a trap? Would the parasite leave and find a new host, or would it thrash around untill it got down, or died?

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This forum is really active. Too active. I have a question about the virus: how long can it survive without food? Because you say that the zombies will last for quite a while, but how long could they last without any sustinance?

thoadthetoad
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So thoad, on a new debate (hopefully) would a zombie be effectifly killed by lets say...being hung by its feet due to a trap? Would the parasite leave and find a new host, or would it thrash around untill it got down, or died?

Until it either died or got down. Hanging it upside down won't clear it from breathing or the ability to keep the brain intact, it'd make it eisier to kill though.

This forum is really active. Too active. I have a question about the virus: how long can it survive without food? Because you say that the zombies will last for quite a while, but how long could they last without any sustinance?

too active? whut?
The body is the parasites food. It always has sustenance (spell check), basically, check out me, cenere's, and zoph's back and forths about the virus and how realistic it is from about 2-5 pages back. The parasite feeds off it's host, just as any parasite does, but this one kills it so it doesn't put up a fight.
Zophia
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*grammar nazi*

me, cenere's, and zoph's
Bad thoad.

.....whut?
I will consider this spam, since it doesn't seem to answer any question we had asked, so I'm just going to flag this now...
I think he just described a weapon they had thought up?
thoadthetoad
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Bad thoad.

fine fine fine, Cenere, Zoph and I's. That good? XD. Dang grammer nazi.
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*holds arm infront of me*

Hail Hitl........Zophia!

Anyways, I think he may have described soemthing, though it sounds dangourous just to carry. A spring loaded kantana could open at an unexpected time, and you owuld be dead...like magerly dead.

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you know what just occured to me?
I bet like, 80% of the U.S and Irish population is gonna die of alchohol poisoning before the zombies get to them. Lol, can you imagine that? Some drunk guy going out and he see's a zombie and treats it like any other guy.
*wobbles into street*
What's with all the fire?
*wobbles some more*
Mike! Eh *hic* mike! How are *hic* ya man?
*Graaaagh*
Good? well that's good, is your kid still *hic* a druggie?
*Graaaaaaagh*
Can I buy some of his *hic* cocaine he keeps in his closet?
*nom*
OW! Wth mike! Aww, it might get infected you ***tard!


lol XD

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Well, it might be better to be totally stoned or wasted and being bitten, than end up frightened and desperate, and still being nommed.

Hmm, I had something to say about how the virus should work *points back at whiteboard*, but that will have to wait till I find it in the written mess. Besides, there is a tournament to write, so, yeah. I will write it, when I procastinate the tourney.

Zophia
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Well, it might be better to be totally stoned or wasted and being bitten, than end up frightened and desperate, and still being nommed
Just as it would be better to shoot yourself if you'd been bitten and knew there would be no salvation, only zombification.
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