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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Fritz_Rublehem
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I'd just stay a zombie mates, "cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war" Much better than suicide, as it is frowned upon nowadays.

thoadthetoad
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I'd just stay a zombie mates, "cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war" Much better than suicide, as it is frowned upon nowadays.

better yet, go out screaming, shooting, and possibly on fire.
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Thoad, if you can fit a parachute into that you have a helluvva way to go out. I'm for it. Fiery death parachute onto a hoard of undead. Don't ask me how it'd work though.

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Thoad, if you can fit a parachute into that you have a helluvva way to go out. I'm for it. Fiery death parachute onto a hoard of undead. Don't ask me how it'd work though.

1 word:
Happy Hour.
Pun intended, get it? I said 1 word and with Happy Hour, that means that your gonna get drunk, and it implied that I was drunk. rofl.
MudPuddle
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On the plus side, all those drunk drivers might kill quite a few zombies....

thoadthetoad
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that is true, along with themselves, so that's also a plus

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Thoad, I can't belive that*hic* you would want all the drubnk *hic* drivers dead *hic*

*hics so much his hicer breaks*

**

Dang, I can't hic anymore!

lol, i love how the last page was basically all a joke. But staying just a tiny bit drunk might not be abad thing. alchohal raises your awarness level, unless you drink to much, then you would just try and give it a hug. lol

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then you would just try and give it a hug. lol

rofl, it's all
*wobbles into apartment*
Honney! I'm *hic* home!
*graaaagh*
awwww, *huggle*
*NOMs ur neck*
ooh, my little neck biter, gimme a kiss
*censored*
XDD ROFL.
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Thoad, if you can fit a parachute into that you have a helluvva way to go out

I beleive it would look something like this, which is also introducing my new character: "The Idiot That Teaches You Everything Not To Do During a Zombie Apocolypse, AKA, T.I.T.T.Y.E.N.T.D.D.Z.A."
XD
http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr28/thoadthetoad/scan0018.jpg
I hope you guys laugh.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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lol thoad....just lol.

i loved the censord part...but with a zombie....rally?

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i loved the censord part...but with a zombie....rally?

if a drunk guy would do it with a fat hooker with a mole, what WONT a drunk guy do amirite?
P.S. GO check out my dragon thread, NAO >:U lol jk.
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Hey thoad, I like your picture : - )

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thoad, how would any of your parasite infected zombies make it overseas? Wouldn't the infection spread too fast for anyone to board an airplane?
Are you aware of the differences between bacteria, viruses and the various forms of parasites? The way you described it, it is not a virus. How did it even come into existence? How does a heart-sized lump make it up into a brain? What does the fast coagulation of blood do to their muscle capacity? What happens if an animal gets bitten?
Where they driven by hunger? In that case, how does it spread so much, wouldn't they try to kill and eat their victims instead?
(Questions partially copyright Cenere; we had a fun couple of hours.)

I would like to know more details about this disease of yours before I fill out the "application scenario" again.

Btw, is anyone gonna try writing a plan for a scenario with the virus Cenere came up with?


Zombies can't swim but they will walk at the bottom of the ocean untill it deteriorates completely. Fish won't eat em. Their flesh is poisonous
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Zombies can't swim but they will walk at the bottom of the ocean untill it deteriorates completely. Fish won't eat em. Their flesh is poisonous

*ahem*
this'll be fun, been a while since I've done this
*deep inhale*
YOU FAIL! This is a completely original virus that I myself created with the inspiration of RE4. You are no expert of my virus, and if you look, she's asking about MY parasite. So you have no right to step in and answer questions about such things. So, I've said it once, I'll say it again, with much pleasure,
YOU FAIL!

ahh, been a while since I've done that. .
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bumpish.
Anyways, I'm going to incorporate the one guy with the flaming parachute into a character to show new members exactly what NOT to do.

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