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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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SirNoobalot
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o god the mistakes!

Then when you are for certain that they are zombies

how r u directly going to no there zombies?
So first place to go to is Costco

and so if theres guards? not everywhere has a costco
before you take that place for yours, head to a weapon shop

o cuz ur just going to be completely prepared and no where the closest gun shop is.and of course assuming you wont get attacked and some1 hasnt already cleared it out.
Run to that Costco and stake outside if it.

no one else will already be in it? no one will notice you sitting there with a bunch of guns? you can run that far with an entire shop full o weapons ASSUMING NOT LOOTED ALREADY. no one will try to take your guns or like that....
Then when you hear news of an outbreak, break in during the night and close up every door so no one can get it
o so now u can run around to every exit WITH A SHOP O WEAPONS ON UR BACK and close all the doors before anyone can get in, and assuming theres already no one in there?
Then when you hear news of an outbreak

how r u gonna hear in time in order to b able to rush in a store guns loaded n close all the doors in time?
PossibleInstability
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how r u directly going to no there zombies?


You're not going to know FOR SURE. It's called common sense. Try it some time. Also, way to butcher my language.

and so if theres guards? not everywhere has a costco


I doubt it. And is there is, they have better things to do than yell at a guy in the parking lot. Lots of places do, and they obviously do where he is.

no one else will already be in it? no one will notice you sitting there with a bunch of guns? you can run that far with an entire shop full o weapons ASSUMING NOT LOOTED ALREADY. no one will try to take your guns or like that....


Of course they will, who cares? It's called a blanket. Wat? Um... no?

o so now u can run around to every exit WITH A SHOP O WEAPONS ON UR BACK and close all the doors before anyone can get in, and assuming theres already no one in there?


Why would you carry everything on your back? Maybe, maybe not. You have all the guns, remember? It's night, so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's no one there.

how r u gonna hear in time in order to b able to rush in a store guns loaded n close all the doors in time?


Okay, you're in the parking lot in your car. You hear the news of an outbreak on the radio. You take your couple of guns (no, you won't have an entire store as you seem to believe) and go inside. You break in (probably through the loading bay, it might be a little tricky). Presto, doors are already locked.

In summary, while the original planned was slightly flawed, your response to it was horrible. I'm hoping that you aren't in the club because, as far as I'm concerned, you have no idea what to do. Also, if you would be so kind as to make your post legible I would gladly ridicule the parts I didn't understand.
Riou1231
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Can i join? Anyways here's my plan.

Firstly, I don't have any good weapons except for a Katana on the ceiling, firstly I'd get a bag and pack as much food and water as i can carry. Then i would take my grandpa's bike and ride on it, Also i don't know my town that much since i rarely go outside but i do know some nearby stores. I would then go to said stores and check the place for any weapons and also food and water, then i would just go around at random solely because of the fact that i am cooped up in the house all day. I also remember a Pawn Shop that's about a good 10 minutes away so firstly i would go there and loot the place for any weapons like a crowbar, bat, axe, anything that can crack the skulls of the undead and probably a pair of binoculars. Then I'd look for survivors, another survivor is like another gun, if he/she is trustworthy they could get you out of the tightest situations. I would then find a nice fortified place like a school and try to survive as long as possible.

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yaknow, nobody graded any three of my plans! and i e-mailed one of them to thoad!

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yaknow, nobody graded any three of my plans! and i e-mailed one of them to thoad!


I think we did. And thoad is on hiatus.

Riou, It may be a good idea to learn the lay out of your town abit. I'm not saying make chrats of the whole thing, just know some places to hide if needed. Very good packing light...but I just have to ask. Wy is there a kantana hanging from your celling? That seems unsafe.

NIce use of pawnshop. If you could get there it is good....Check it for people first though. Tehy will shoot you if they see you.

I would then find a nice fortified place like a school


You don't know were a school is?


Now for a fun little fact. I discovered that my town has underground tunnels connecting the main buildings. From the basments. It was used to transfer money from the bank into the stores. And other things.

Sadly part of it was sealed up, so getting in would be a problem. In the store bottoms they have steel doors (I have seen one, my dad works in the rightaid there) With like 5 looks on it. It is breakable, and with insentive and time I could get in. It is also accessible from the sewars, which I would rather avoid, but It is an opption. So from the tunnels i could make a small barricaded section down there, and have access to the stroes for food. Doing this untill supplies, or my sanity ran out. I would need a flash light of course, for it is underground, and dark.

For a while lossing my way would be very easy, and I would have to learn my way around. Becuse...well it is a maze of tunnels and paths or so I hear.

But untill I'm actually sure There are these tunnels, I'm not gonna include them in anything.
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yo yo yo iv'e decided to make another plan and i think you'll like it:

let's kick it off with the fact that i got a sniper rifle for my birthday so that's new plus it's really just a machine gun with a scope and a auto and semi capabilities so i'd go to the underground survival base(yes there are 2 in my state)it has guns ammo and food enough to last 200 people 2 months(plenty for what i plan)i'd "borrow" one of there jeeps hummers and whatnot some gas and enough food to last a while i'd head up the road to canada and go to my friends house using my guns to kill animals(i have a long knife) and live my life forever

Riou1231
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The Katana's in it's Sheathe anyway, and it's wrapped in plastic so i guess it's pretty safe. Plus i know a good deal of schools around my area including my school which has cement walls, but the windows are made of wood. So the safest place in the school would probably be the office which has a wooden door with iron bars and no windows whatsoever, the walls are also cement. It's also quite near to the canteen where there would be enough junk food, water, drinks, sodas, etc that could last me some time.

I also have a good amount of neighbors, like say... 10+? And they are all very near and are no less than a 30 second walk away and there's a low chance that they would be infected since we'd probably notice by then. If they are still alive i would convince them to join me in my quest for survival and if they're undead... Hack their heads off with my Katana.

Riou1231
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Also, Sorry for double post... But Sirfrank your plant has quite a lot of flaws.

There's a pretty good chance that other survivors have looted the areas and have already taken the guns, ammo, food and the jeeps. If there were survivors there they would most likely mistake you for a zombie and go trigger happy on you, And if you did manage to get a jeep your gas might run out or a swarm of zombies might be able to pull you from the jeep to the ground.

If you did manage to get to your friend's house all the animals would be wasted by that time due to zombies, and if the animals haven't been exterminated already the zombies would find you eventually. Staying in one place for a long time is a bad idea because zombies will be able to find you in a shorter time and soon as a swarm comes you would be trapped by then.

PossibleInstability
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1337 posts. Never post again.

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1337 posts. Never post again.


Already done. Sorry, Possible.
PossibleInstability
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Already done. Sorry, Possible.


I know. That's how sad I am, I actually used an emote, possibly the first time ever on this forum.
mokomokoman
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When the zombies come, feel free to come to my house. It has HUGE sleeper fences that were just made to keep the zombies out.
My weapon of choice is the good 'ol shotgun, good for blowing off the heads of the old zombies. For a melee weapon i can't go past the shovel, which can effectively be used to not only whack, but to hack as well. If you have a high roof, try using a sniper rifle w/ scope.

Happy Zombie Hunting!

mokomokoman
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Hehe, L33T posts!

JustScott
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well lets see i only got knives... but i can run to my friends house to get his sword he got on his birthday..... but thats a 2 block run hmm ill just use my car and run those zombies over then use my handy zombie replenent, once i got the sword i would probly RUN to my school as whilst i got the sword they would have broken the car so i would run while chopping once at school get to the canteen close it off with the steel door then just survive there till food runs out brake into someones house find a big bag, then i would run to the super market hide in various locations, this would last me about 5 months then i would go to the police station... .dam thats a far run... 3 miles o well i'd get there some how find a pistol off a dead police man or just find one around there.. then go to the mall just across the street... ok now im in a westfeild so i got plenty of time

Riou1231
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Mokomokoman, a Shotgun is a bad choice because of it's recoil and the fact that it's CLOSE-COMBAT like other weapons, If you were to shoot it from far away it wouldn't do much damage so it's pretty risky.

Also, JustScott some other survivors might have already raided your school and the school would probably infested with undead, sure the steel door might last a long time but they can still easily break through glass windows. Also you don't just break into somebody's home, you have to make sure there are no survivors or zombies there because just simply bashing down the door is enough to get you killed by a trigger happy survivor, or a flesh-eating zombie. You wouldn't nearly last as long as 5 months if you kept making foolish decisions, you don't just come across a dead police man. You come across an UNDEAD POLICE MAN which would have a low chance to be able to use firearms. Also a mall is a popular spot to be raided by many survivors because of the supermarkets, shops, etc... That could be raided for valuable supplies.

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