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thoadthetoad

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Posted July 13, '08 5:34am UTC

This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.\r\n\r\nrun/walk: they walk\r\n\r\nscream/groan: they groan\r\n\r\nday/night: All da time babey!\r\n\r\nwhat they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!\r\n\r\nsurvivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH\r\n\r\nguns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.\r\n\r\ncure: there is none.\r\n\r\nwhere to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.\r\n\r\nhow much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME\r\n\r\nfamily members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.\r\nable to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.\r\n\r\ndurability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.\r\n\r\ndoors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted\r\nI am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Cenere

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Jester

Posted January 8, '10 1:08am UTC

Who was the kid i kicked out, who kept insisting he was i nthe club? His name started with a "c".

Cenere.

Care to give Greg another chance when he gets back? To see if he has learned the lesson of keeping his temper to himself.

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TrayDogenzaka

386 posts

Nomad

Posted January 8, '10 1:22am UTC

Who was the kid i kicked out, who kept insisting he was i nthe club? His name started with a "c".

His name was like, Cyansomethinorother, I remember him =o!

I'll write up my scenario once brainstorming is done.

Cool, I'm sure we'll all be looking forward to it!

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DefinitelyCrazy

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Nomad

Posted January 8, '10 1:22am UTC

Who was the kid i kicked out, who kept insisting he was i nthe club? His name started with a "c".

cyancyanice(insert illogical and irrelevant numbers here)

DC, Tray seems ready, and objections?

To be honest, I stopped reading his posts a while ago. I'll have a look over them.

MAYBE, MAYBE, I will change my mind about you.

I won't.

DC should.....when he gets banned you will fill his post till he returns

Oh, you would single me out.

Life gets in the way, ironically.

Hahaha, good one. Seriously though, cut it out.

About the club business, what would happen, should say, all three of you either get banned or fail in your job? Or fall off the Earth . . . which happens on the internet from time to time.

Well technically it's Thoad's club still. However, if the circumstances were dire enough, I guess you'd have to keep things under control, albeit in cooperation with other seasoned members. Also, on a completely unrelated note, what happened to Greene?

[quote]Who was the kid i kicked out, who kept insisting he was i nthe club? His name started with a "c".[/quote]\r\n\r\ncyancyanice(insert illogical and irrelevant numbers here)\r\n\r\n[quote]DC, Tray seems ready, and objections? [/quote]\r\n\r\nTo be honest, I stopped reading his posts a while ago. I'll have a look over them.\r\n\r\n[quote]MAYBE, MAYBE, I will change my mind about you.[/quote]\r\n\r\nI won't.\r\n\r\n[quote]DC should.....when he gets banned you will fill his post till he returns[/quote]\r\n\r\nOh, you would single me out.\r\n\r\n[quote]Life gets in the way, ironically.[/quote]\r\n\r\nHahaha, good one. Seriously though, cut it out. \r\n\r\n[quote]About the club business, what would happen, should say, all three of you either get banned or fail in your job? Or fall off the Earth . . . which happens on the internet from time to time.[/quote]\r\n\r\nWell technically it's Thoad's club still. However, if the circumstances were dire enough, I guess you'd have to keep things under control, albeit in cooperation with other seasoned members. Also, on a completely unrelated note, what happened to Greene?

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EnterOrion

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Nomad

Posted January 8, '10 1:34am UTC

Scenario (story time):

Killing Fields

The land around you and your fellow survivors is nothing but wasteland. There are four of you: Chad, an old Vietnam vet with still yet much life in him, Yellow, as you know him, a middle age former construction worker who's family became lunch to a few Goliaths a few months prior; and finally Mac, the same age as you, directly from your hometown of Canadian, Texas.
You have made your way from the brush of the northern panhandle, all the way to the middle of Kansas, but still far from your intended destination of northern Saskatchewan. You have come across a set of fields, covered in between by thick hedgerows.
You have been waiting until dusk, in silence, until Chad broke the silence, "Something about this place. I have a funny feeling."
"Nah, you always have a funny feeling about new places," Mac replies.
"This time it's real . . . ."
The four of you eventually decide to trudge to the farmhouse, a half mile away. Once inside, you realize whoever was there left in a hurry, and a lot of them. There's food for a year, several hunting rifles, and at least a dozen pistols. However, no one other than Chad has ever fired something beyond a small pistol, and he gives a 5 minute lesson.
As you start to board up the place, and take stock of the items, you realize something: There isn't much ammo. There's about 500 rounds total for all the guns, and 400 of it is for pistols. As soon as you realize the problem, Yellow screams out that they have hostiles, coming quick. And a lot of them.

Objectives: Survive the night at least. Attempt to finish off the roughly 500 Goliath zombies, or just enough to escape.

Materials: 400 pistol rounds, 100 rifle rounds, a variety of farming tools (hoes, shovels, etc.), 1000 cans of food, several pesticides and zinc powder (hint hint), the farmhouse, one AK47 with 60 rounds (Yellow's).

Let at it.

Scenario (story time):\r\n\r\n[b]Killing Fields[/b]\r\n\r\n   The land around you and your fellow survivors is nothing but wasteland. There are four of you: Chad, an old Vietnam vet with still yet much life in him, Yellow, as you know him, a middle age former construction worker who's family became lunch to a few Goliaths a few months prior; and finally Mac, the same age as you, directly from your hometown of Canadian, Texas.\r\n   You have made your way from the brush of the northern panhandle, all the way to the middle of Kansas, but still far from your intended destination of northern Saskatchewan. You have come across a set of fields, covered in between by thick hedgerows.\r\n   You have been waiting until dusk, in silence, until Chad broke the silence, "Something about this place. I have a funny feeling."\r\n"Nah, you always have a funny feeling about new places," Mac replies.\r\n"This time it's real . . . ."\r\n   The four of you eventually decide to trudge to the farmhouse, a half mile away. Once inside, you realize whoever was there left in a hurry, and a lot of them. There's food for a year, several hunting rifles, and at least a dozen pistols. However, no one other than Chad has ever fired something beyond a small pistol, and he gives a 5 minute lesson.\r\n   As you start to board up the place, and take stock of the items, you realize something: There isn't much ammo. There's about 500 rounds total for all the guns, and 400 of it is for pistols. As soon as you realize the problem, Yellow screams out that they have hostiles, coming quick. And a lot of them.\r\n\r\nObjectives: Survive the night at least. Attempt to finish off the roughly 500 Goliath zombies, or just enough to escape.\r\n\r\nMaterials: 400 pistol rounds, 100 rifle rounds, a variety of farming tools (hoes, shovels, etc.), 1000 cans of food, several pesticides and zinc powder (hint hint), the farmhouse, one AK47 with 60 rounds (Yellow's).\r\n\r\nLet at it.

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EnterOrion

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Nomad

Posted January 8, '10 1:44am UTC

Hahaha, good one. Seriously though, cut it out.

Okay, I'll try and refrain from having a life. Lol. You don't choose when life needs you.

Well technically it's Thoad's club still. However, if the circumstances were dire enough, I guess you'd have to keep things under control, albeit in cooperation with other seasoned members.

Just wanted to see. Thoad doesn't seem active at all though, and Alt comes on the club in spurts. Skater seems on all the time though.

Always good to have a plan B, C, D, and E. Maybe F.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, what happened to Greene?

Life, more than likely.

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DefinitelyCrazy

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Nomad

Posted January 8, '10 2:09am UTC

Life, more than likely.

Pfft, lives are overrated.

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EnterOrion

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Nomad

Posted January 8, '10 2:14am UTC

Pfft, lives are overrated.

Well, eye strain is underrated.

Lives are fine by me. They get me away from my parents.

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Bjiscuit

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Nomad

Posted January 8, '10 2:23am UTC

Well first off, Lockup doors, move furniture in way of weak spots I.E. windows, and doors. I assume the cans of food will be on shelves which can be used to block entrances. One that is finished have Yellow, Mac and myself start using hunting rifles to pick off as many as we can, when they start getting near the house, move to an higher level, Upstairs and move as much as we can into the stair way. Chad would be already upstrairs with the pesticides and zinc powder
(i found this for information ont he substance: Risk of fire and explosion on contact with acid(s), base(s), water and incompatible substances. )

and he will rig up some sort of device that will go off when thrown into the group of zombies. im assuming its a 2 story house. He will also have the AK. When the zombies eventually break into the house we will meet them with strong resistance at the stairway. that is when the ak and pistols with be used. once ammo starts getting low, we use the device that Chad has made on the zombies bellow. ( iknow risky) and climb out the windows upstairs and jump to the ground. and try to make a run for it while zombies are distracted by the explosiona nd still belive us ot be upstairs.

Tis the best i could come up with atm

Well first off, Lockup doors, move furniture in way of weak spots I.E. windows, and doors. I assume the cans of food will be on shelves which can be used to block entrances. One that is finished have Yellow, Mac and myself start using hunting rifles to pick off as many as we can, when they start getting near the house, move to an higher level, Upstairs and move as much as we can into the stair way. Chad would be already upstrairs with the pesticides and zinc powder\r\n (i found this for information ont he substance: Risk of fire and explosion on contact with acid(s), base(s), water and incompatible substances. )\r\n\r\n and he will rig up some sort of device that will go off when thrown into the group of zombies. im assuming its a 2 story house. He will also have the AK. When the zombies eventually break into the house we will meet them with strong resistance at the stairway. that is when the ak and pistols with be used. once ammo starts getting low, we use the device that Chad has made on the zombies bellow. ( iknow risky) and climb out the windows upstairs and jump to the ground. and try to make a run for it while zombies are distracted by the explosiona nd still belive us ot be upstairs. \r\n\r\nTis the best i could come up with atm

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thisisnotanalt

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Shepherd

Posted January 8, '10 3:59am UTC

Alt, we will now consult you before we make an decsisons, and if DC should.....when he gets banned you will fill his post till he returns. CD, should I fail to puruse my duties, the club is yours.

I'm fine with that. I'll check the ZSC as often as possible

Who was the kid i kicked out, who kept insisting he was i nthe club? His name started with a "c".

Cyancanine.

The land around you and your fellow survivors is nothing but wasteland. There are four of you: Chad, an old Vietnam vet with still yet much life in him, Yellow, as you know him, a middle age former construction worker who's family became lunch to a few Goliaths a few months prior; and finally Mac, the same age as you, directly from your hometown of Canadian, Texas.
You have made your way from the brush of the northern panhandle, all the way to the middle of Kansas, but still far from your intended destination of northern Saskatchewan. You have come across a set of fields, covered in between by thick hedgerows.
You have been waiting until dusk, in silence, until Chad broke the silence, "Something about this place. I have a funny feeling."
"Nah, you always have a funny feeling about new places," Mac replies.
"This time it's real . . . ."
The four of you eventually decide to trudge to the farmhouse, a half mile away. Once inside, you realize whoever was there left in a hurry, and a lot of them. There's food for a year, several hunting rifles, and at least a dozen pistols. However, no one other than Chad has ever fired something beyond a small pistol, and he gives a 5 minute lesson.
As you start to board up the place, and take stock of the items, you realize something: There isn't much ammo. There's about 500 rounds total for all the guns, and 400 of it is for pistols. As soon as you realize the problem, Yellow screams out that they have hostiles, coming quick. And a lot of them.

Objectives: Survive the night at least. Attempt to finish off the roughly 500 Goliath zombies, or just enough to escape.

Materials: 400 pistol rounds, 100 rifle rounds, a variety of farming tools (hoes, shovels, etc.), 1000 cans of food, several pesticides and zinc powder (hint hint), the farmhouse, one AK47 with 60 rounds (Yellow's).

Since Goliaths can't jump, I take a rifle with 20 rounds and Yellow with me to gather furniture to build multiple barricades on the stairs. I also board up the first-floor windows, and we all move as much of the house's furniture as we can around various access points on the first floor such as windows and doors - after that, pile debris on the stairs and set up a bottleneck. We won't have to worry about 2nd floor entries due to the fact that Goliaths can't climb. With the only entry point in the house being a small space, they'll have to file in practically one at a time, giving us plenty of time to dispatch them. The rifles and AK will be saved for potential emergency situations, such as a zombie at the first stair barricade. Shovels, hoes and any possible scythes at the farm will be stocked up by the top of the staircase for emergency CQB.

I also mix the zinc powder with any phosphide pesticides to make a sort of rat poison to serve as a trap. Also, unused doors and beds are put as reinforcements of the stair barricade.

This should get me through the night at at least a good deal of the day.

[quote]Alt, we will now consult you before we make an decsisons, and if DC should.....when he gets banned you will fill his post till he returns. CD, should I fail to puruse my duties, the club is yours.  [/quote]\r\n\r\nI'm fine with that.  I'll check the ZSC as often as possible :)\r\n\r\n[quote]Who was the kid i kicked out, who kept insisting he was i nthe club? His name started with a "c".[/quote]\r\n\r\nCyancanine.\r\n[quote]\r\n   The land around you and your fellow survivors is nothing but wasteland. There are four of you: Chad, an old Vietnam vet with still yet much life in him, Yellow, as you know him, a middle age former construction worker who's family became lunch to a few Goliaths a few months prior; and finally Mac, the same age as you, directly from your hometown of Canadian, Texas.\r\n   You have made your way from the brush of the northern panhandle, all the way to the middle of Kansas, but still far from your intended destination of northern Saskatchewan. You have come across a set of fields, covered in between by thick hedgerows.\r\n   You have been waiting until dusk, in silence, until Chad broke the silence, "Something about this place. I have a funny feeling."\r\n"Nah, you always have a funny feeling about new places," Mac replies.\r\n"This time it's real . . . ."\r\n   The four of you eventually decide to trudge to the farmhouse, a half mile away. Once inside, you realize whoever was there left in a hurry, and a lot of them. There's food for a year, several hunting rifles, and at least a dozen pistols. However, no one other than Chad has ever fired something beyond a small pistol, and he gives a 5 minute lesson.\r\n   As you start to board up the place, and take stock of the items, you realize something: There isn't much ammo. There's about 500 rounds total for all the guns, and 400 of it is for pistols. As soon as you realize the problem, Yellow screams out that they have hostiles, coming quick. And a lot of them.\r\n\r\nObjectives: Survive the night at least. Attempt to finish off the roughly 500 Goliath zombies, or just enough to escape.\r\n\r\nMaterials: 400 pistol rounds, 100 rifle rounds, a variety of farming tools (hoes, shovels, etc.), 1000 cans of food, several pesticides and zinc powder (hint hint), the farmhouse, one AK47 with 60 rounds (Yellow's).[/quote]\r\n\r\nSince Goliaths can't jump, I take a rifle with 20 rounds and Yellow with me to gather furniture to build multiple barricades on the stairs.  I also board up the first-floor windows, and we all move as much of the house's furniture as we can around various access points on the first floor such as windows and doors - after that, pile debris on the stairs and set up a bottleneck.  We won't have to worry about 2nd floor entries due to the fact that Goliaths can't climb.  With the only entry point in the house being a small space, they'll have to file in practically one at a time, giving us plenty of time to dispatch them.  The rifles and AK will be saved for potential emergency situations, such as a zombie at the first stair barricade.  Shovels, hoes and any possible scythes at the farm will be stocked up by the top of the staircase for emergency CQB.\r\n\r\nI also mix the zinc powder with any phosphide pesticides to make a sort of rat poison to serve as a trap.  Also, unused doors and beds are put as reinforcements of the stair barricade.\r\n\r\nThis should get me through the night at at least a good deal of the day.

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skater_kid_who_pwns

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Posted January 8, '10 9:46pm UTC

Cen! Be more active!...pwz?

Skater seems on all the time though.

LIves are overrated.

Alright, guys. I should clear something up.

The probability of you being chased by large hordes of zombies is low.

They all want to eat, and the more of them there are, and the les of you means hardly any food for them. So they travel in small groups at most.

say max of 30 zombies at a time...and for the sake of the scenario, I will assum a large number of groups pinned me down.

Next, I'm assuming zinc and that is to make explosives? (has no clue) If so, unless your using it as an alarm, it will be pointless. The blast might knock them down, but won't kill the parasite.

IN response for killing feilds.

"Shi....look at this place, sure as hell ain't childproof." Said chad picking a rifle up off the table and looked down the sight. He was an old man, in his mid 50's, with balding white hair, but still very nimble and active for his age.
"Any of you fired a gun before?" He looked up at us all setting down the gun.
"Once, I went camping, the guys next to us had a pistol i shot." Yellow mumbled. He seemed as though he was deep in thought. Yellow was a big man, large arms, and a face hardened by the weather.
"Greg, Mac, either of you?"
We both just shook our heads. There was mac, 15 years old same as me, He had a pair f ripped levis and an american eagel button up shirt on, with short chopped hair.
"My mom never much cared for guns....I fired a gun once, but no reloading experience." I spoke, sitting down with my back to a wall. I had a pair of tight fitting pants, a black hat on backwards, and a baggy white t-shirt on.
"Alright, well in a nut shell...." Chad gave us a quick lesson on ammo sizes and reloading, as well as how to hold and fire a gun.

"So what now? Do we just sit around?" Asked Mac wishfully. Days of endless walking will do that to you.
"Not quite, we get supplies up stairs and then we dig." Chad said, shouldering a pile of guns. "Mac, Greg, you grab the rest of the guns and food, and get upstairs. Yellow, your gonna help me dig some holes, and break the porch."

"But why do we..." Mac started untill I cut him off.
"Just be glad were not digging."

I have to go for now, so I'm gonna finish up later.
Thats what I meant by story format.....

Cen! Be more active!...pwz?\r\n\r\n[quote] Skater seems on all the time though.[/quote]\r\nLIves are overrated. \r\n\r\nAlright, guys. I should clear something up. \r\n\r\nThe probability of you being chased by large hordes of zombies is low. \r\n\r\nThey all want to eat, and the more of them there are, and the les of you means hardly any food for them. So they travel in small groups at most.\r\n\r\nsay max of 30 zombies at a time...and for the sake of the scenario, I will assum a large number of groups pinned me down.\r\n\r\nNext, I'm assuming zinc and that is to make explosives? (has no clue) If so, unless your using it as an alarm, it will be pointless. The blast might knock them down, but won't kill the parasite.  \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIN response for killing feilds. \r\n\r\n"Shi....look at this place, sure as hell ain't childproof." Said chad picking a rifle up off the table and looked down the sight. He was an old man, in his mid 50's, with balding white hair, but still very nimble and active for his age. \r\n"Any of you fired a gun before?" He looked up at us all setting down the gun. \r\n"Once, I went camping, the guys next to us had a pistol i shot." Yellow mumbled. He seemed as though he was deep in thought. Yellow was a big man, large arms, and a face hardened by the weather. \r\n"Greg, Mac, either of you?"\r\nWe both just shook our heads. There was mac, 15 years old same as me,  He had a pair f ripped levis and an american eagel button up shirt on, with short chopped hair. \r\n"My mom never much cared for guns....I fired a gun once, but no reloading experience." I spoke, sitting down with my back to a wall. I had a pair of tight fitting pants, a black hat on backwards, and a baggy white t-shirt on. \r\n"Alright, well in a nut shell...." Chad gave us a quick lesson on ammo sizes and reloading, as well as how to hold and fire a gun.\r\n\r\n"So what now? Do we just sit around?" Asked Mac wishfully. Days of endless walking will do that to you.\r\n"Not quite, we get supplies up stairs and then we dig." Chad said, shouldering a pile of guns. "Mac, Greg, you grab the rest of the guns and food, and get upstairs. Yellow, your gonna help me dig some holes, and break the porch."\r\n\r\n"But why do we..." Mac started untill I cut him off.\r\n"Just be glad were not digging."\r\n\r\nI have to go for now, so I'm gonna finish up later. \r\nThats what I meant by story format.....

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thoadthetoad

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Posted January 10, '10 9:38pm UTC

Thoad doesn't seem active at all though

Life, drama, other sites, left4dead2, assasin's creed 2, modern warfare 2, the works.

Lol.

Hmm, you know, I wonder when someone will actually use one of the other viruses, besides Goliath.

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skater_kid_who_pwns

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Blacksmith

Posted January 11, '10 1:48am UTC

thoad. INcase you didn't see the posts after your scenario, it is basically fail.

And the goliath is one we all are familiar with, so it is used msot.

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Cenere

13,657 posts

Jester

Posted January 11, '10 1:57am UTC

Cen! Be more active!...pwz?

Isn't it enough I hang around like some kind of freakish bat kid that lurks in the darkness and hangs with his head down until he passes out? Darn. It could really work, though.

And the goliath is one we all are familiar with, so it is used msot.

*coughbecausenoonecanhandlethethreatofthehungerscough**gasp*

Yeah yeah, I'll be more active T T

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EnterOrion

4,220 posts

Nomad

Posted January 11, '10 4:08am UTC

dude he would have done the same thing tho he is mean just go off judging ppl

That's his job, that's Alt's job, that's Skater's job, and that's my job. Also everyone else who feels like dismembering your plan.

We do that to improve your plan. If you don't like it, don't complain. Do as he says, fix whatever, and above all, do not take it personally. You will not succeed here, or anywhere else on life.

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TrayDogenzaka

386 posts

Nomad

Posted January 11, '10 8:27am UTC

4,645 replies for this??? What's the point in this anyway??

This is a thread that was made for a club (The Zombie Survival Club), that is all about making plans and discussing the most likely evident zombie apocolipse. It is completely serious. You can read that same general statement on page 1, I beleive.

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