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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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TrayDogenzaka
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Try not to double post. And also,

-_-<U SUK) = spam I beleive?

Anyway. So yeah, don't double post, blah blah blah.

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well lets see here............ I KNOW KARATE CHOP IS URBAN LEGEND AND WHOEVER AWENSERD LAST IT DOESNT MATTER IF I USE PROPER GRAMMAR


It does here. DC won't let you in if your posts read like those of an idiot. >.<

my story

It was a warm spring day May 14th,2010 i got out of the truck i was on a hunting trip with 3 of my army friends going to virginia hunting deer

DAY1

Ok were here.the gunny sarge said.You sure?said pvt.Im sure.said gunny.We missed the turn 30mi ago.said the corpral.I saw a town 10mi back lets see if this is a good place to hunt.i said.

2nd HOUR

Woah WTF hapend here.said gunny.It was Maxville It was too forsaken because we passed through it but we saw cops zooming by.I dont like this.said pvt.I sont think anyone does pvt.Said gunny in a scared tone.

THE DISCOVERY

I turned on the radio and the president said that H1N1 mutated and turned people un dead.OH MY EFFIN GOD!!!!!I said.I got the .44 colts and M4 A1s

THE ENCOUNTER

Pvt and Corpral sat in the back Gunny and I sat up front.The car stopped.Why we stop sarge.said private in a scared way.I see someone in the road.said sarge.oh crap i mutterd to my self.pvt got out and confronted the person.Can i help?said pvt.the mysterious person turned atound to show blood on her face.pvt pulled out his m4a1,but too late the person grabbed him and bit his head.UR GONNA DIE U FRMALE DOG!!!!said gunny.He pulled out his m4a1 and killed the zombie

[b]PART II COMING TOMMORROW


This is a somewhat interesting story that isn't an actual survival plan at all and therefore can't qualify you.



If you wanna be eligible, read up on the Goliath virus(the on used for all entry plans) and make a plan for survival where you can only use stuff you have in real life. The plan has to be for long-term survival, and it has to be reasonable. Oh yeah, and use proper grammar.
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Anyways, this CAN be compared to a virus/parasite, as if you inject one or very few parasites, they won't be able to destroy cell tissue (in this case, brain tissue?) as fast as they would if they had 100s or 1000s. Since it wouldn't be instantaneous, it gives the body more time to adapt to the virus/parasite.


oi, oi, oi. your givin me a headache. A parasite, yes singular, would be able to take over your body in a matter of moments to hours. A zombie virus doesn't matter how little the amount. It will still only take hours to a day to take over.
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Anyways, this CAN be compared to a virus/parasite, as if you inject one or very few parasites, they won't be able to destroy cell tissue (in this case, brain tissue?) as fast as they would if they had 100s or 1000s. Since it wouldn't be instantaneous, it gives the body more time to adapt to the virus/parasite.


Well, a single Goliath parasite is all it takes. They're big.
DefinitelyCrazy
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Hey, we should make a cool new section. I call it "List Of People Who Will Never Ever Join This Club". So far I have Lathus and Gregzilla. Care to expand Skater?

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OK DIS IS MY PLAN

i have a home wich i can hide (i have alot of junk in my house)i have a swiss army knife,kitchen knives,stuf to melee the zombies with and 2 dogs so i will go on my balcony and mabye use a hedge trimmer in my garage.so i would just melee the zombies

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OK DIS IS MY PLAN

i have a home wich i can hide (i have alot of junk in my house)i have a swiss army knife,kitchen knives,stuf to melee the zombies with and 2 dogs so i will go on my balcony and mabye use a hedge trimmer in my garage.so i would just melee the zombies


Ahem...
I call it "List Of People Who Will Never Ever Join This Club". So far I have Lathus and Gregzilla.
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"List Of People Who Will Never Ever Join This Club". So far I have Lathus and Gregzilla. Care to expand Skater?
wut a CRAP FACED LOSER!!!!!
EnterOrion
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You are not helping yourself, at all. And for God's sake, spell 'what' right.

As for your plan, it sucks. It is the worst plan, I have ever, and maybe will ever, see. I would sugar coat it, but I can't. Wait, I am sugar coating it. It sucks. Badly.

TrayDogenzaka
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wut a CRAP FACED LOSER!!!!!


You do know that DC and Skater are the people who read your plans, and decide if you're IN or not, right?

It's not very smart to call them "crap faced losers" =/

Also, Orion, did you ever write a scenario? I think I remember hearing about one that you wrote, but that might have been someone else. I wanna check it out =o
DefinitelyCrazy
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wut a CRAP FACED LOSER!!!!!


How insightful. It's a shame it had to be this way for it seems you would have been a valuable addition to this club.
EnterOrion
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Also, Orion, did you ever write a scenario?


No. But I will. Eventually.

Saturday, maybe, if I'm not away.
Bjiscuit
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Saturday, maybe,


maybe... lol, nice way to keep form making any commitments
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"List Of People Who Will Never Ever Join This Club". So far I have Lathus and Gregzilla. Care to expand Skater?


Who was the kid i kicked out, who kept insisting he was i nthe club? His name started with a "c".

Orion, please don't be away. No one has stuc a great scenario out there in a while. Most are just, you got guns, go kill zombies. Human contact often makes them hard as well....

BTW, If I like your scenario I will nswer in a stroy format, instead of saying I would do this this and this, I will write a short story about me doing it, which Makes me happy when people do as well. The only people who ever did so was me and strongbow (look at early pages for stuff on her)

DC, Tray seems ready, and objections?

Greg.

Dude, I'm now very ashamed thats my name. First off, learn to spell to a point where it at leasts looks like you care. Next, Nazi zombies is stupid. You don't know how to fire an RPG, don't know how to plant a claymore, Your a kid. Stop being stupid, quite making stories, and MAYBE, MAYBE, I will change my mind about you. You have about as much of a chance as there is for snow in hell tonight.

And down to club buisness.

I'm gonna bring back the old ranking system. Leader, will be me, since I run the club and all. President, will be DC.
Vice president will be thisisnotanalt.

Alt, we will now consult you before we make an decsisons, and if DC should.....when he gets banned you will fill his post till he returns. CD, should I fail to puruse my duties, the club is yours.

The rest of you. I still love you and you are still valued members.
EnterOrion
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Orion, please don't be away.


I try not to. Life gets in the way, ironically. xD

You know what, I'll make one right now . . . Once I finish up the quotes.

About the club business, what would happen, should say, all three of you either get banned or fail in your job? Or fall off the Earth . . . which happens on the internet from time to time.

I'll write up my scenario once brainstorming is done.
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