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Forums → The Tavern → The Zombie Survival Club! (basic rules on page 144)
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.
run/walk: they walk
scream/groan: they groan
day/night: All da time babey!
what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!
survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH
guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.
cure: there is none.
where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.
how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME
family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.
durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.
doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!
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thoad. INcase you didn't see the posts after your scenario, it is basically fail.
And the goliath is one we all are familiar with, so it is used msot.
Cen! Be more active!...pwz?
Isn't it enough I hang around like some kind of freakish bat kid that lurks in the darkness and hangs with his head down until he passes out? Darn. It could really work, though.
And the goliath is one we all are familiar with, so it is used msot.
*coughbecausenoonecanhandlethethreatofthehungerscough**gasp*
Yeah yeah, I'll be more active T T
dude he would have done the same thing tho he is mean just go off judging ppl
That's his job, that's Alt's job, that's Skater's job, and that's my job. Also everyone else who feels like dismembering your plan.
We do that to improve your plan. If you don't like it, don't complain. Do as he says, fix whatever, and above all, do not take it personally. You will not succeed here, or anywhere else on life.
4,645 replies for this??? What's the point in this anyway??
This is a thread that was made for a club (The Zombie Survival Club), that is all about making plans and discussing the most likely evident zombie apocolipse. It is completely serious. You can read that same general statement on page 1, I beleive.
Tray, in the future, don't explain to people. If thay can't figure it out, then they dont deserve it.
Sorry, Skater. It's just in my nature to point out the obvious to people who can't seem to look at it ._.
Right, so everyone vows to be more active, then the topic dies. Great work everyone!
Right, so everyone vows to be more active, then the topic dies. Great work everyone!
We win!
We seem in a deadlock right now though. Nothing is really going anywhere, and nothing really appropriate to post.
Alt, please make a scenario.
Well, since nothing is happening, I'll open a nice discussion.
What would Be the best REALISTIC location to defend?
What would Be the best REALISTIC location to defend?
It all depends on what you're against, and how many people you have.
If it's just you, a bathroom would be rather easy. In a swarm you would die, but you could have a window out (if it's a typical in-home bathroom). Other places might include small bridges, canals, and riverbeds.
If you're with a few people, a bridge is again a good place. you have two ends, and escape routes (painful ones, but still, escape) all around you. They also have open areas for just massacring zombies and potential help, if it would ever come.
You arr a Buddhist monk(corny, I know) sitting on a rock, being all aware and stuff, and all of a sudden you hear moaning. Leaving your deep-sleep-meditation to check it out, you see your grandmaster has become a Goliath. It's likely that the rest of the monastery is as well. Your teachings say to value all life, but . . . this seems like it is something much more alien than the life the world knows. A group of now-zombified monks are returning from a day being aware and stuff on some rock in some other place. You step out onto the monastery floor. NOTE: You cannot enter the houses unless you want to commit suicide. The zombie density is similar to that of the maintenance tunnels in Dead Rising.
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E = exit
Z = zombie
G = gong
M = monastery floor
H = monk houses
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Your goal is to escape the place alive using only your hand-to-hand combat skills and any improvised weapon that could be found in a Buddhist monastery. Keep in mind that these are the peaceful type of Buddhist, not the Mahayana type or the Japanese kind. The sort of Buddhism with no obvious weapon at its monastery.
What would Be the best REALISTIC location to defend?
Probably a farmhouse. Not a "LOL I R IN TEH MOUNTINS AND I TEAKE LIEK 300000 DAYS TO WAK HERE SO NO ZOMI CUD GET MEH EVAR" farmhouse, just a house on a decent sized field. They aren't too uncommon, unless you live right in the center of a big city. I can get to farmland from my house in about 10-15 minutes driving. There you will have a long line of sight all around you, so any zombies that do come can be dispatched of with relative ease. You way also find other goodies there (small rifle, perhaps a .22 or something like that, a rain catcher, crops that are still edible, cattle). Also, since you aren't that out of the way, you can still make your way back in to town, should the need arise for whatever reason.
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Please bold the "Y" that indicates the starting position, it just makes it that much easier.
Anyways, you seem to have a straight path to the gong. There's only one zombie near you who you can easily circle. Get to the gong and hit it, all the zombies will begin to look at it, and more than likely move towards it. Now, there's to separate outcomes to this.
House doors are closed:
Okay, so those zombies won't be bothering you for the meantime. You just need to avoid the north-western group of zombies. Back up (West) and try to run behind them. There's no point going behind the house, you'll just get cut off.
House doors are open:
Same as before, but now you have to run behind the group of zombies but in front of the ones in the house as they leave. Same concept, but much riskier.
Also, it may be worth noting where the doors are.
Im back and loaded people. Sorry about the long wait, I was gone for the Holidays. I'll just have to catch up on some stuff k?
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