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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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hoodedone
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coming back to the scenario, i'd think reaching the top floor of the complex would be my best chance. being up there holding them off will still be tough but at least possible.

thoadthetoad
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I know this is just a thread, but keep it a bit on the ground........you know what whatever.......


I know, I was actually trying to say that, I meant this to be a SERIOUS and REALISTIC club, so yeah.

Gangsta... You should... (can I call you Gangsta, or do you prefer Blaze) join....join....


I have flagged both of your posts, your being very double posty, and not in the intentions of a bump. PLease refrain from doing so, because it's lessening your chances of becoming a member, we discourage spam here.

Wow you really want me to join that much LOL!??!


As I remember, your qualified, sooo, welcome to the club right after I get back from my weekend vacation.
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Now, where in the hell would a kid grab a gun (saying he has one) and learn to shoot in a split second, not cower in the face of death, or be a kid and be terrified?

I am the opposite of that... I know how to shoot, I am fairly good at it (more with a rifle than pistol, but I can handle it), but I have none, and it is pretty hard to get a gun or a rifle here, because you need to go through numbers of tests and have a lot of certificates to own one.
Besides, I like swinging weapons (like crowbars and axes) better, because you do not miss even if you are shaking. On the other hand, because of those weapons, you might end up dead.
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On the other hand, because of those weapons, you might end up dead.


Which reminds me, wouldn't it be nice to have a back up weapon? Like if your crowbar breaks at your base. I would probably have 1 full tank of chainsaw in the back (what I mean is a chainsaw with a full tank of gas), should I need to use it, it's powerful, and with skill (I've cut a few tree's with it before), it can easily take down a horde of 10 or so zombies.
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li wanna join and skater_kid_who_pwns i think that bringing knives and swords would be stupid, cause throwing knives will make ur chances of missing huge, and melee the zombies will make u die after 10 seconds, i dont think these zombies care if they lose an arm, they would rip u in pieces fast and even if u kill most of em, well they will kill u at last cause u will be exhausted at last. dead meat.

then ill post my plan:

well i live in the little country norway near the docks f the city Oslo, my daddy and my brother do have a hunting rifle with shorgunshells, dad do also own a semi automatic pistol the M9 Beretta and at last 2 or 3 Frag Grenades (wich i think he will show me if it breks out a zombie virus). so after that ill go to a near shop called Ica where probably no one iss cause i think the zombies will be going downwards to the docks instead of going high up in Holmenkollen wich is not so popular on humans all day. i will take with me my best friends (if they are not zombiefied) who have the chance of survival (i have some geek friends who surely dont survive). i will take a car and drive upp in the mountians of Norway, cause the zombies will die after some days in the cold wather and snow-storms without food(i hope they dont survive in the cold climate) as also i will write a diary, so if people find it they will get my history and maybe find important note's. but if im not going to head to the mountians i will drive to nearest military campo and get a SMG maybe MP5 or an assault rifle like the G36C. if im not taking auto guns with me ill take a semi manually reloading sniper rifle with me.
after military camp ill head for mountians anyway! in the mountians i can live for weeks eating food in the freezing box and making my own food killing reindeers.(not rudolf ;P) i would probably seal all doors and windows unless the one i uses, so im not getting backstabbed.

Cenere
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1 full tank of chainsaw

What should I do... I am a student, living in a tiny flat in the middle of a city. I would be one of the first victims...
I spy with my eye... A lamp that can be broken enough to cause swinging/bashing damage (it is tall and thin, but the foot and the lamp itself makes it rather heavy), a stool, glass from a frame, long knives yet to be unpacked, cord, and my hammer. As you might see, I have little chance of surviving using stuff from my appartment.
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well at last i post this :P i would maybe if there was a zombie apocalypse coming i would have read this and contactet u? :P i may say that none of us really have a chance of survival! we barely know how to aim and pull a trigger, and maybe use a kitchen knife! we all would be dead! maybe if we were so skilled as our ancestor's was we would have a chance of survival!

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well at last i post this :P i would maybe if there was a zombie apocalypse coming i would have read this and contactet u? :P i may say that none of us really have a chance of survival! we barely know how to aim and pull a trigger, and maybe use a kitchen knife! we all would be dead! maybe if we were so skilled as our ancestor's was we would have a chance of survival!

I hate to think of kitchen knives as weapons, because you are most likely dead before you have killed your first zombie with it.
The best weapons are swinging weapons, a baseballbat, if you have one, stuff like that, I guess. Swords would be nice, if you have the practice, but swords are not that common.
Or axes. Axes are good. Or scythes, but both are complicated to use without pratice, and scythes are rather dangerous even though you have the practice.
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well..... at last (this ,may be last post today even if im excited over that this topic came to armorgames) well i would really quick join the military ranks and let me say "Salvation Army" (not the real salvaion army but the army who was going to save people from zombies,) i would in hte Salvation Army chose a cowardly position like support or maybe sniper (snipers are also scouts and do have to scout the towns first and be sended alone into hostile area) and i do got an opinion on how the virus came.

The virus was first located in a body of a killed african down in africa, he was sent to a hospital in northa frica so they could watch him closely. after some days the doctors who operated the bosy became infected and attacked their fellow doctor's. in 2 weeks the infection was spread out over all north africa and southern europe, middle america and japan (came by ships). after months of fighting for survive the armies began to fall and retreat into more isolated areas of the earth, like making underground bases and mountian fort's. well this is my opinion of the virus. and i forgot to tell how the virus works, first the virus kills all cells in the host's body taking fully control over the host, then producing it's own cells so it can controll the host's body for it self. but as this virus is not directly smart it acts like an animal, always searching for food and hunting. making it more crazy than if it was braindead zombies who just stood up from the ground and killed everyone(well the "Infected" does also kill everything who can be food) so then in my opinion there are no Zombies but infected. well as there is easier and more fun also to call them zombies i think ill also. [!READ! this is just an opinion! it does not have anything with thoad's rules or explanation to do!!READ!]

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As you might see, I have little chance of surviving using stuff from my appartment.

as would most, but I doubt this will ever be created, unless in a video game that I'd make...hmm, I think that'd be pretty successful. Anyways, you are pretty much prime rib as far as goliath zombies go, right? lol.

we barely know how to aim and pull a trigger, and maybe use a kitchen knife! we all would be dead! maybe if we were so skilled as our ancestor's was we would have a chance of survival!


I have shot ducks, clay, and chickadee's (really small birds) from at least 10 yards away. I can be a crackshot, but most of the time I know what I'm doing. I have a gardening scythe I could easily decapitate ANYONE with, and I like to...well, I like to play with large kitchen knives when my mom's not home....that's no weird, is it? ^^;
But, when it comes to field survival, I need a guide. lol.
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:P yeah thoad but im not really only thinking about u ;P i mean all thos other guys who plays shooting games and then pretending like: "OMG im like SAS forces ill PAWN these zombs back to hell!" most likely pretending like hereos

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OMG! watch this movie! it's the ultimate zombie survival guide! lol it is really look.! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVnfyradCPY]

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srry about posting two of the same post. it was just ment to be posted one time

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why do i even play games when this forum is unlimited laughs

YAY ZOMBIE BUSTER CLUB!


or what ever..

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@dacer:
http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr28/thoadthetoad/serious.jpg
Get, out, of, my, thread, unless, your, gonna, be, serious.
I'm a little pissed off of you guys, do you REALLY think that we all think that zombies are real? HELL NO. We just like to play games, think, and overall strategize of survival tactics should a zombie ever be made. Now then,
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY THREAD.
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