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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thoadthetoad
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an automatic shot gun is about 2600 dollars and holds around 4-7 shells depending on the type

*coughspendstoomuchatrussianblackmarketscough*
(censored as it is illegal (in the forums) and 15 year olds shouldn't know about where to get guns 4 cheap lulz).

*coughyou'renotamercenarycough*

Dude, finding a spas 12 shotgun or any military grade shotgun through russain mafia sites both: A) will get you killed, B) Will have the cops all over you, or C) have them eventually take advantage of you, and not just in the regular manner that I just said.

Specially since I think the mafia (and a certain german gun company, whose name I forgot, but they made the MP5 RAS) only sell to people who can pay somewhere near 1k-2k.

Also, think of a shotgun as a ROARING (they roar, dude. Specially the ones that I have tried to bu-... look at) close quaters pellet cannon. Come to think of it, it's pretty much an evolved handcannon, and without proper training a good shotgun (like the ones we're talking about, that mercenaries use) could easily knock you over. EASILY. Hell, I couldn't handle a low powered slug until last year.

ahahahha, well you could find it on a navy seal... >.>

*coughspendstoomuchtimethinkingaboutslaughterlikemecough*

Dang, I have really long coughs.
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Funny how not being born with a gun up ones ... butt makes one more resourceful.
And might mean I live longer...

Good luck with the zombie horde called by the sound of shots.
/tired

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Come on seriously? You think I don't know how to use a grenade? Of course I wouldn't drop one at my feet, I'd *throw* it. XD


that's what I'm saying. Even if they were right by them, it won't do anything.

I didn't really, I was talking best case scenario. I'd make substitutions where necessary, even if it was just a crowbar and a hunting knife


Yes, well think worse case.

slip it through your belt... just like a crowbar.


Well, crow bars have a claw at the end, and they would hold there better.

well yo udo know that they will not be full auto or anything extreme...I looked it up.


if you live no where near L.A.


Sad for you, you live near L.A. That is a huge amount of people. which will be ahuge amount of people, and if you can get guns so will they. You would be dead rather fast.
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*coughyou'renotamercenarycough*


you actually don't need to be a mercenary, or go through russian black market sites, rather the shop people should look for is in L.A. They sell refurbished guns, and if you ask nicely you might get certain goods...

anyway I know your concern with not be in the right place in the right time. Personally I do not like shotguns, I am more of a revolver person. (doesn't jam, more power)
thoadthetoad
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Revolvers also have more knockback and a louder roar.

DDX
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Revolvers also have more knockback and a louder roar.


Actually if you've fired off a .38 single action army or a .44 dual action army, then you would know the noise is comparable to a regular .35 handgun. Ofcourse you could get a silencer, but this slows bullet velocity, and after awhile the silencer would become useless due to the bullet scratching the inside of the silencer (noise reduction). THough the knockback is a bit of a problem, personally I don't think you need to shoot like an idiot so the knockback would not be a big problem for me.

**** you and this club!!!

maybe cause you're jealous.
thoadthetoad
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Actually if you've fired off a .38 single action army or a .44 dual action army, then you would know the noise is comparable to a regular .35 handgun. Ofcourse you could get a silencer, but this slows bullet velocity, and after awhile the silencer would become useless due to the bullet scratching the inside of the silencer (noise reduction). THough the knockback is a bit of a problem, personally I don't think you need to shoot like an idiot so the knockback would not be a big problem for me.

You know your guns, I'll give you that. However, gun knowledge isn't the only thing you need to know about zombie survival. You need to know the zombie and what's gonna come of 'em. If there's a horde of 100 or so coming at you, it's not something you'd wanna go rambo about.

Noted that you are a good member, and all I require of you is to make a plan, instead of the supply list you've posted. You also need to answer a scenario. I will give you one after you make your plan. Then you'll be able to make your own scenarios and even a virus if you'd like.
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You know your guns, I'll give you that. However, gun knowledge isn't the only thing you need to know about zombie survival. You need to know the zombie and what's gonna come of 'em. If there's a horde of 100 or so coming at you, it's not something you'd wanna go rambo about.


not as much as I know about swords But nobody would like to go rambo with anything... that would be the dumbest thing ever to do in a zombie apocalypse.
some throw
here is my supply list:

Swiss army backpack (I'm at school for 8 hours and I just carry it around)

I always have some kind of CQC backup, from small knives to some small throwable objects (theres no metal detector at our school because it is a private school)

I am prepared to dump my contents of my backpack except my laptop in the trash. I have a Cingular wireless card, so I will have 24 hours access to internet.

My first move would be to get home ASAP. So I will set some items aside for quick grabbing.

5 day camping rations: 3 pounds, 50% backpack
water bottle: 16 oz, water bottle strap
Map:.01 oz, .01% backpack.
.38 magnum revolver: .9 pounds, 2% backpack
40 .38 rounds+extra reel: 2 pounds 5% backpack
.40 single action army: 1.2 pounds, 2% backpack
40 .40 rounds + quickload reel: 2 pounds, 5 % backpack
Car keys: pocket
5 foot katana (3 foot blade): 6 pounds, waist.


After heading home, or if I'm already at home, I would drive to a gas station.

there I could fill up on a few tanks of gas, and loot the gas station/buy whatever for food, more water bottles, and maybe some instant lottery tickets (lulz)

Now at this point. I have 2 decisions, 1 is to barricade myself in a gas station, that is only if there is no where else to go, because the zombies might ambush me or something. either way, if I am stuck in the gas station, I would shoot one of the pumps so then it would serve as a distraction, while that is going on I would travel to the nearest Wal Mart or Sports authority. And then I would barricade all the glass windows.
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5 day camping rations: 3 pounds, 50% backpack
water bottle: 16 oz, water bottle strap
Map:.01 oz, .01% backpack.
.38 magnum revolver: .9 pounds, 2% backpack
40 .38 rounds+extra reel: 2 pounds 5% backpack
.40 single action army: 1.2 pounds, 2% backpack
40 .40 rounds + quickload reel: 2 pounds, 5 % backpack
Car keys: pocket
5 foot katana (3 foot blade): 6 pounds, waist.


O_O Wh-what... the... *censored beep*?!?!?!
I mean seriously! What the hell are you talking about?
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I mean seriously! What the hell are you talking about?

How much it weight and how much space it takes up.

Okay, usually it is a no-no to go by car. It is usually a good way of getting trapped, and cars do make a lot of noise, which will attract zombies, even if you get out of town. It is also unlikely to be able to keep driving around, many people might have gotten the same idea as you, and taken as much gas as they could carry. If you check every left car, you might be lucky, the owner could be dead, and hav left a lot of gas, but at some point there will be no more.
Guns are, as said earlier also only for situations where it is better to risk it all, that go by as it is. As it is rather uncommon with guns around here, I will refrain for commenting further.
The Katana (you have a good quality one, or one of the crappy ww2 ones?) will probably be the best weapon of all, decapitating the zombies.

Hmm, given the state at an outbreak there will be a lot of people on the roads, and people are probably rather frightened and thus violent. Seeking food might have to wait, especially if you want to be safe.
Best call is usually to wait it down at home, or maybe even at your school, though you might get worried about family and such.
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Ofcourse you could get a silencer


I might be wrong but I thought them bad boys was illegal?

But nobody would like to go rambo with anything... that would be the dumbest thing ever to do in a zombie apocalypse.


Actually, more then half the plans in here end up with some dumb arse going rambo.

except my laptop


Don't count on haveing that for more then a single charge.

Car keys: pocket


I will count that as a fail...roads will be vlocked by people looking to do the same thing as you...which means they will not obey red lights, stop signs, and the like....Which means crashes, pile ups, and blocked roads. But i will ignore that and keep going...

there I could fill up on a few tanks of gas, and loot the gas station/buy whatever for food, more water bottles, and maybe some instant lottery tickets (lulz)


Ok, after a few days have passed, go there!!!!

Think about it, there is a freezer which would make an exallent chock point, (and possibly a basement) There are shelfs lined with drinks, and alot of food...healthy or not. There is also bullet proof glass, and a nice view for seeing on comeing zombies, as to not let them pile up against the door.


Wal Mart or Sports authority


They wqould be picked clean....and leave at least a small spot open to let some light in, and to look out through."

Over all, I give it a 6/10....the 4 is becuse of the car.


O_O Wh-what... the... *censored beep*?!?!?!
I mean seriously! What the hell are you talking about?


No, Zega what the hell are you talking about? Why are you even in here? If not looking to increase your knowledge, or chance of survival, then get the hell out of here.
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I might be wrong but I thought them bad boys was illegal?


home made ones I mean, sorry I didnt clear that up.

Over all, I give it a 6/10....the 4 is becuse of the car.


do you drive? you have to know 1 thing about electric/hybrids. the engine noise is cut down by 78%, basically like a really loud iPod. It is really quiet. when all of you can drive, or have money to invest in a electric car you should check that out.

The Katana (you have a good quality one, or one of the crappy ww2 ones?) will probably be the best weapon of all, decapitating the zombies.

If you read my post in the "rare item threads" you would know that I am a katana collector, my collection averages at 1,200 per katana, witht he most expensive one at 3,500 and the cheapest at 770, all made in japan by real specialized katana smiths. The best one I have is a muramasa, the one I'm describing is an original Mumei. 5 feet long.

And worth a damn lot more than the WWII ones

Hmm, given the state at an outbreak there will be a lot of people on the roads, and people are probably rather frightened and thus violent. Seeking food might have to wait, especially if you want to be safe.
Best call is usually to wait it down at home, or maybe even at your school, though you might get worried about family and such.


yea, but you have to be prepared for everything. which is why I will have prepared bagged food. Instant cook food "just add water"

If you guys want to listen I'll tell you the best food ever in this situation.

remember kids Im 18, been living a pretty reckless life, Anything about guns, weapons, swords I got it down. And transportation (had paper rout) people would yell at me for driving my skyline (V8 engine FTW?, rap music blaring) down the neighborhood, so I had to drive my grandpa's electric car (supposedly safer for the elderly, cause less chance of explosion, well defended car because of strategic placing of alloy plates. It is small and stuff.

If I forgot something bring it up. Everything I said is detrimental to my, if not your survival. Or people can be retarded and go rambo lawl.
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If you read my post in the "rare item threads"

I did not.

you would know that I am a katana collector, my collection averages at 1,200 per katana, witht he most expensive one at 3,500 and the cheapest at 770, all made in japan by real specialized katana smiths. The best one I have is a muramasa, the one I'm describing is an original Mumei. 5 feet long.

Goodie. Your house would be a good place to run by, then.

And worth a **** lot more than the WWII ones

Well, logically, as the WW2 ones are rather bad.

The food is a good one, though you might want to save it for later. As long as you can, it would be nice with real food, instead of just nutrition, right?
But it sounds okay to me, if not including the car.
And you would probably be better off than me, as my fridge is more often empty than not. And my best weapon would be a broomstick.
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The car makes a noise of like a whizzing noise, thats about it. It's quieter than someone running out of breath.

the food is like steak dinners and stuff, inside the packet there is magnesium, which is separate by a thin membrane, you pour the water in the food, then you pour it between the membrane and the outer bag. The reaction between the magnesium and water creates heat, which heats the water inside to a boil for a few minutes. delicious nutritious food in literally a minute.

if you don't use a car to travel, then how do you get to different places? you obviously wouldn't go by foot as it is a huge problem IMO unless you guys can explain this to me.

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o yea, you must wonder what the eff I'm doing with gas with a electric car right? well there is a generator for electricity in the back of the car that runs on kerosene and gasoline. This generator does not power the car rather appliances (my grandpa has a bad heart and he carries a defibrillator attached to the car).

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