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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Cenere
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The car makes a noise of like a whizzing noise, thats about it. It's quieter than someone running out of breath.

Traffic chaos. It might be silent, what is good in the long run, but before you can get anywhere, you need to get past the panicking mob, the chaos and the crashes.

delicious nutritious food in literally a minute.

Would you not want to save that for times without other sources of food?

you obviously wouldn't go by foot as it is a huge problem IMO unless you guys can explain this to me.

You can get around all the places where you are most likely to run into zombies. Actually, I would think a bike could do the trick as well, as it would be much easier to get through the chaos on a bike than in car.
But it comes down to where you are. DK is a good place to live if you do not want to use a car, or cannot.
DDX
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couldn't you technically run down the zombies? what if they corner you on a bike or on your feet, unless you're amazing at fighting a horde of zombies... you'll be bitten. A car could be useful in the sense that you can run down zombies. I've also thought about a better barricade place... Home Depot. Fantastic right? unlimited supply of timber, cans of kerosene, extra generators (therefore I lose the need of heading to the gas station and need for the car) Plus in the vicinity there are generally wal marts or other grocery places.

Would you not want to save that for times without other sources of food?


yea I know they are my emergency rations. I carry them because I assume my house will not be safe anymore.
thoadthetoad
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I beleive I made something for an instance such as "Rambo Lawl"

Hmm, now where did I put it?

C'mon, it's gotta be SOMEWHERE around here....

I think I've almost found it.

EUREKA!


http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr28/thoadthetoad/scan0018.jpg

as for the car, it isn't loud, I know that. My neighboor had an electric car and he'd go out at 4 AM without me knowing (unlike my other neighboors hummer...I'm a light sleeper). The only problem is that everyone else who isn't a zombie is going to think this the first time they hear the word "Zombie". Well, first it'd be rambolawling them. So think, everyone who has come here and in other zombie threads I've seen, people say "I'll either go rambolawl or head to a gas station'. You live in L.A. right? Crime is pretty fluent there ya? Well learn to hotwire a motorcycle if you haven't already. Some can be really quiet (not talking about the freakin' LOUD ones or a crotch rocket) and they easily manuever in between cars and blocked roads. Not to mention you can totally pull a james bond if you know you're gonna die, and there's no way out. James bonding a car is when you go full throttle, set the gas on fire and jump off ASAP...I wonder if you can really do that. I dunno.

Anyways, just don't think car because roads are gonna be jammed, and I mean JAMMED.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Anyways, just don't think car because roads are gonna be jammed, and I mean JAMMED.


really, continueing to bring that is keeping you from getting in. (which makes me sad, cause iwant you in here...BAD!)

But think, L.A has like what the third most population for a city in the U.S? That is a hell of alot of cars o nthe road. You will have no were to go after an hour or so.
DDX
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Anyways, just don't think car because roads are gonna be jammed, and I mean JAMMED.


well the reason why I'm taking a car is because I dont think the roads will be completely jammed when there is the initial announcement that there is an outbreak, I mean I know they will be later, But I assumed that the roads will be somewhat fluid.

You live in L.A. right


we moved last year. But hot wiring a motorcycle that is moderatly quiet is... think about the odds... really low, because let's face it many people have huge egos, and they will want to inflate their egos with a loud fume spitting earth rumbling crotch rocket. The best bet is to find a neighbor who has one...

Also the electric car I'm talking about is small as balls.

its something like this.

http://geekologie.com/2006/12/27/electric-car.jpg
It is about half the width of a toyota camery, and it isnt a convertible.

anyway hope you like my plan, if you don't well then... I guess we'll have to see when the whole world blows over >.>

But think, L.A has like what the third most population for a city in the U.S? That is a hell of alot of cars on the road. You will have no were to go after an hour or so.


I live in st louis, the only thing it is number one in is gonorrhea and chlamydia lol. I talked about that special gun shop in L.A. because I lived a block away from it before. It was tucked away into the corner of a Chinese restaurant a video store, the guy in there sold some questionable stuff... whether replica or real he has got it. ppk's p99's 1911 colts, 2003 spaz, anything.

technically the place isn't that well defended, so I actually like it better where I live now.
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u know i think alot of the people here could just die in the outbreak i mean really energy adn the fitness it would take to pull off soem of these plans would be so hard to do and i think some of u would do great but some of u might not and im not to sure what i would do small town tons of boats and things but what i would do is get many supplies packed on the mcgraws yacht their my buddies so they would let me and its not to beg of a yacht and im one of the only people who nows how to get in it go to the other side of the island i live on adn stay in this one town that is well supplied and has a popluation of a whole intire......24 people its practically a small village and theres some other things i would do but i really dont thnk i need to take the time to type it all up cause i dont like to type much and im not really gonna write or coment much i justlike to read some of the plans and stuff like that i think it is really interesting and some people who like strategy games should go to this game and play it it bein on th opposite side for once u are the infection and u are tryin to kill the whole world its pretty fun try it.
its called pandemic 2 or go to zombiegames.net and find it its not really a zombie game but its fun trying to spread it and stuff try it for yourself its pretty cool or at least i like it

Cenere
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@Webb:
I have an assignment for you. Sit down and read your post aloud. Remember: , and . is breaks in the flow for you to breathe, and since there is... Only a couple, well. Try reading it aloud like you have written it, then come back and post it again with punctuation. Thank you.

DDX
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omgz... grammar... >.< english is even your first language unlike most people in armor games.


anyway.... Thanks to the el derpos... I have to make up a new plan (it is always about the car...) anyway I would not need the car if I head over to home depot.

first thing first.

Swiss army backpack (I'm at school for 8 hours and I just carry it around)

I always have some kind of CQC backup, from small knives to some small throwable objects (theres no metal detector at our school because it is a private school)

I am prepared to dump my contents of my backpack including my laptop in the trash, because I realize finding an outlet is not a main priority.

My first move would be to get home ASAP. So I will set some items aside for quick grabbing.

5 day camping rations: 3 pounds, 50% backpack
water bottle: 16 oz, water bottle strap
Map:.01 oz, .01% backpack.
.38 magnum revolver: .9 pounds, 2% backpack
40 .38 rounds+extra reel: 2 pounds 5% backpack
.40 single action army: 1.2 pounds, 2% backpack
40 .40 rounds + quickload reel: 2 pounds, 5 % backpack
Car keys: trash can
5 foot katana (3 foot blade): 6 pounds, waist.
Solar power GPS: .5 pounds 2% backpack.
Bike: 9 pounds (carbon fiber, 24 speed bike, it is the 2002 crupton)

After heading home, or if I'm already at home, I would ride over to the gas station

there I could loot the gas station/buy whatever for food, more water bottles, and maybe some instant lottery tickets (lulz)

Now I will head down to the Home depot, which is always surrounded by food shops, and/or Walmarts.

In Home Depot is where the generators are, and over 600 gallons of kerosine, on the floor, probably even more kerosine in the back closets...

there is an almost unlimited supply of different grade woods, and electrical circuiting.

FIrst priority is to board up the entrance, and windows, using the power tools on display. 2nd priority is to search for survivors and/or undead inside the store. while doing so, try to find the .22 cal and .17 cal nail guns so the survivors can use them.

after establishing a base, I would then try to colonize other stores surrounding the area, such as the walmart near by, or sam's club.


there. Hopefully thats good enough.

webb987
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omg i didn't think u would care that much. SHESHS!
fine here i go.

u know i think alot of the people here could just die in the outbreak. i mean really energy and, the fitness it would take to pull off somef these plans would be so hard to do and,i think some of u would do great but some of u might not.and im not to sure what i would do,small town tons of boats and things but what i would do is.get many supplies packed on the mcgraws yacht their my buddies so they would let me and its not to big f a yacht and im one of the only people who nows how to get in it.go to the other side of the island i live on and ay in this one town that is well supplied and has a popluation of a whole intire......24 people its practically a small village and theres some other things i would do but i really dont thnk i need to take the time to type it all up.cause i dont like to type much and im not really gonna write or coment much i justlike to read some of the plans and stuff.like that i think it is really interesting and some people who like strategy games should go to this game and play it it bein on th opposite side for once u are the infection and u are tryin to kill the whole world its pretty fun try it.
its called pandemic 2 or go to zombiegames.net and find it its not really a zombie game but its fun trying to spread it and stuff try it for yourself its pretty cool or at least i like it.
k fine is that good enough
ps if u say to correct it more im just leaving u d u c h e

Cenere
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ps if u say to correct it more im just leaving u d u c h e

Thanks for flaming.
And I was just correcting you, because it is near impossible to read anything that is lowercase and lacks punctuation.
Writing something that can be read helps yourself.

At least it is somewhat easy to read now.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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u d u c h e


It's douch e......way to spell an insult wrong bud.

And really, please work o nyour punctuation and capitilization...and using you instead of u.

Bike: 9 pounds (carbon fiber, 24 speed bike, it is the 2002 crupton)


O, VERY nice bike, btw.

Now, The only flaw I see i nyour plan is the fact that you are leaving so earlie. That is when you are in the most danger of dyeing. Not from zombies, but from other people looking to do the same things as you. Board up your house, nad stay there.....2 weeks tops, 5 days minimum.
DDX
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Now, The only flaw I see i nyour plan is the fact that you are leaving so earlie. That is when you are in the most danger of dyeing. Not from zombies, but from other people looking to do the same things as you. Board up your house, nad stay there.....2 weeks tops, 5 days minimum.


poop this is soo hard....

yea the bike was 7000 dollars USD, best invest ever right? yea it is.
Cenere
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poop this is soo hard....

Yes > >... Sorry about that. But the fact that you keep trying to improve and argue about the methods and the reasons we give is a huge plus.
It gives us an opportunity to get to see if you are made of the right stuff and do not get annoyed over everything, like others do.
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others


Theheehehe thoadddddddddddddd........that was some one else who said that.......yeah......

But really, DDX, within the next few days I am gonna let you in. I mean really, your doing like super fantastic.
DDX
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But really, DDX, within the next few days I am gonna let you in. I mean really, your doing like super fantastic.


thats sounds fantastic

It gives us an opportunity to get to see if you are made of the right stuff and do not get annoyed over everything, like others do.

well that is because I assume we each live in different areas and have different wealth statuses or nice parents ect. basically everyone's situation is different, so I would make a plan well adapted to my own, this would have been better if you had provided me with a situation. But likewise I am hoping to beat some knowledge about basic guns and CQC weapons into your heads

on the plus side we know who will be the ones to survive a zombie apocalypse.
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