This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.
run/walk: they walk
scream/groan: they groan
day/night: All da time babey!
what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!
survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH
guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.
cure: there is none.
where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.
how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME
family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too. able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.
durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.
doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!
That is why... I am the master! (at improvisation) :P
now Here is what I want you kids to do.
design an effective CQC weapon. you don't have a crowbar, because the last zombie face you smashed in, the crowbar was lodged into the wooden wall behind the zombie. (too much strength lol...) so you get away from the zombies and now you are in a somewhat safe room. +++Weapons Improv 101+++
The heater in the corner is rumbling, there is a solid wood broom in the corner. As your eyes adjust to the room, you notice some pointy metal tips along with some thing "railroad" nails (2x), There is some duct tape here and there. The answer is simple, so simple, it just makes me sweat thinking about it. have at em. Remember the less parts = the stronger the weapon.
Hunting knife and a gun, eh? Well first thing I'd do is go into the washroom, as there's always something to get either higher upon (A sink, something of that sort) and assuming that this is a old school Lincoln log cabin, I could climb on the scaffolding and push off one of the logs, jump off and do the 'ol fashion rolling technique as all of the deadheads come into the cabin, set the place on fire and then cover up my tracks.
If the walls are those cheap plastic things, I could easily cut a hole with my hunting knife. Chances are if it can slice a zombie open it can slice open a cheap portapotty wall.
If it's a tougher cabin made of metal you'd see in a trailer park or something, then I'd have more time to figure out what the hell I'm going to do. First of all, in any type of cabin, you're gonna think it's an animal unless you have an over-active imagination. I do have one, however, and thus would be extremely paranoid. So first thing I'd do is say "I GOTTA GUN, GET THE FUCK AWAY" and I'd then hear some banging (not that way, you sicko). From that I'd be going "holy Hell" and possibly yelling in anger at the top of my lungs having a mental breakdown. In any cabin I think i have enough time to freak out for 10 or 20 minutes. I'd then have to somehow get out of my trailer cabin ASAP. How is the question, however. I mean, I can't storm... *counts* 14 zombies outside my damn door! That's more absurd than my alarm gremlin, the little bastard. Hey! I could just throw the alarm gremlin at all the zombies and run the hell away!
I would first pick up a butcher knife as well as a fillet and then go for the coat of arms' swords (Might not be the best but its better than going street fighter on some zombie ass). Then check the internet (As if zombies invaded someone would be stupid enough to post crazily over forums) then (as I live in units) I would raid the places of the neighbors (Killing zombies as I go) since the worlds gone to hell I'd take the car (Who cares if I cant drive, what can I hit? Zombies?) and hit the pawn shops in the area as well as sticking up on food from convenience stores (I assume I have secured a firearm... lets suppose a couple of handguns and a rifle) I would then go through the residential zones looking for a 4WD and a chainsaw (Good ol' rusty, your my new best friend.) I would then move to find somewhere secure to hold up in, perhaps a two story house where I could barricade everything and not sleep at all for the night. Then in the morning I would go look for survivors, heading through the near residential areas (Casing the pawn shops and gun stores for ammunition) finding a survivor or two we would then case some more pawn shops (They need guns too and I couldn't carry too many with me...) then I would hit the country towns with a low population, as to avoid zombies. Possibly finding a farm with live animals or some crops, and setting up base there.
Survival for the night: This is over two nights really, without allies your screwed.
Survival for the week: Pretty good. With a few allies all armed with guns those zombies are cannon fodder.
Survival for the month: Ammo would be getting low as well as fuel, we may have to check the city again for supplies.
Survival for the year: If we all kept moving we would be fine until the power plants died (Probably a decade or two as most are autromated) where supplies would be sparse as there would be no food around.
Survival for the Decade: By now any food that was stored would be off and the only hope of survival would be to try and farm fast breeding rodents, possibly hares or rats. Perhaps some crops could be grown.
Survival for the Century: Finding some medical books on birth, we could probably breed creating a new generation of survivors to carry on the farm and defense. By now the zombies in the nearby town should be all dead and ammo won't be needed. Eventually the survivors would reach a nice size and spread out taking back the world.
Survival for Eternity: Assuming the survivors took the world back, survival would be easy as pie, everyone taking regular jobs like farmers and doctors and soldiers. Eventually it will become just history and somehow we will screw up again and make more zombies.
hen check the internet (As if zombies invaded someone would be stupid enough to post crazily over forums)
umm, the internet will probably be down. just saying.
I would raid the places of the neighbors (Killing zombies as I go)
yea.. horrible idea to go rambo during Z-day. It is better for you to wait until the heat has died down.
since the worlds gone to hell I'd take the car (Who cares if I cant drive, what can I hit? Zombies?)
... second worst idea ever during zombie apocalypse. Zombies would crowd around you and you will be trapped.
I assume I have secured a firearm... lets suppose a couple of handguns and a rifle
thank god you didn't say shotgun, +5 points here
I would then go through the residential zones looking for a 4WD and a chainsaw (Good ol' rusty, your my new best friend.)
oh my goodness I just complimented you and this comes up... -10 points. Chainsaws are loud, waste resources and draws attention to the user, who is probably lost in blood lust screaming for zombie guts.
then I would hit the country towns with a low population, as to avoid zombies. Possibly finding a farm with live animals or some crops, and setting up base there.
this is the best idea so far, you should have done this first...
Guys if you want to be the masters of zombie survival you have to have read the zombie survival guide. it states that zombies cannot climb so the the best ploace to be is up high such as a roof (no stairs up) that you can climb onto but the zombies cant
my god I wouldn't even give it a 2/10! You're assuming things that come from movies and video games, dude! You're not gonna magically become adam and eve on a farm, you're not gonna suddenly get a bunch of weapons, and you'r DEFINETLY GONNA DIE. At the MOST this deserves a 10. A 10 out of 1000! No, I didn't mean 100! I have a bad taste that all the mountain dew in the world won't get rid of right now just by readin gthis plan!
:P But I'll give props you didn't use a shotgun. Even so.
You never use the exact same weapons that the actors in movies use. I mean come on, you picking up a chainsaw and sawing a zombie in half? How in the world would you be able to do that?
Also, no one can automatically learn how to use a firearm like a pro, just because you have a gun does not mean you can do much with it. In the wrong hands it can be fatel.
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No one, on these forums would go 'Rambo' unless they were crazy or just hungry for blood. I mean the most we (Most of us on these forums) would do is panic, and be afraid. It's not like we expected the zombies to be real!
I have to go now........so I can't continue this until later.
Well it's good to see that you're back again, blaze. I was wondering if my assasin finally got you. Which he souldn't because I SHOULD have called off the hit....not quite sure though. Then again maybe my client didn't make it clear just who he wanted to be killed. Hmm.
Guys if you want to be the masters of zombie survival you have to have read the zombie survival guide. it states that zombies cannot climb so the the best ploace to be is up high such as a roof (no stairs up) that you can climb onto but the zombies cant
Well, just because a published book said so, that doesn't mean that it's true. We're using a different virus and a different set of abilities. Mine still cannot climb, but going high still isn't the best of ideas. It'll most likely get you killed. Not by zombies, however. It'll be nature. I mean, unless you super-evolve and adapt to the tree's/rooftops and grow wings, I don't think that you'll be able to get food or anything.
Um.......well thoad, you see......the guy we hired, well....he got hit beofre he could make the hit. I FIALED YOU!!!!!
Well, just because a published book said so, that doesn't mean that it's true. We're using a different virus and a different set of abilities. Mine still cannot climb, but going high still isn't the best of ideas. It'll most likely get you killed. Not by zombies, however. It'll be nature. I mean, unless you super-evolve and adapt to the tree's/rooftops and grow wings, I don't think that you'll be able to get food or anything.
And also....How do you really know that virus, or this one for that matter, is rgiht?
Zombies could be something completely diifrent for all we know.
Mine can actually smell and hear with extreme power. Their sight can only seem to see light, however.
O wow, that is an easy zombie to defeat, all you need is something really rancid (like fermented poop (it is drug too you know)) to knock out the zombie.
