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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thisisnotanalt
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All this without checking the inside of the depot for Zombies? I mean there must be few lurking about.


I -do- have weapons. . . .
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Remember, Thoads Zeds may not be able to run, but they have strength in numbers. So going about durring the day, even to the gas station right next door could get messy in a day or two. Your bound to attract more.


Daquain spear = CQC pwnage. That's covered.
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DDX
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Daquain spear


A mid range metal core spear that is able to pierce and bludgeon, what else could you want?

You mean how in 'I Am Legend' Will Smith used to water his flowers each day, and those flowers also acted as distraction, and didn't lead the infected to him.


yea, kinda, but I mean this is what zombies will be drawn to, so you leave a bag of flaming poo somewhere zombies will smell it and go there maybe kinda sorta.
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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yea, kinda, but I mean this is what zombies will be drawn to, so you leave a bag of flaming poo somewhere zombies will smell it and go there maybe kinda sorta


Unless they like poo.......Then what?

Daquain spear = CQC pwnage. That's covered.


Depends on your skill levle with the weapon, I mean could you handle a group of six Zeds all at once? Or would you fall victom to the undead!?


I -do- have weapons. . . .


I know, but they can carry you so far.....
thoadthetoad
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How's THAT for alliteration?

Good, but what about Thoadsies Totally Tubular Turbo Terror Terrific Mondo Survival Scale of Zombie Zurvival?
DDX
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Unless they like poo.......Then what?


then you go where they won't be and you'll be safe
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok, Um....I saw feeding time in someones post, they eat ALL day, so don't count o nthat happening.

I MISS EVERYTHGIN! WHAT THE HELL!

O, BTW, I dare someone to try and make me an alliteration...my names so big.

thisisnotanalt
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Alt's Amazingly Awesomely Affably Aptly Assorted Aliments Acquisition And Survival of Zombie Apocalypse Scale? HUH? Btw, your newer scale only matched my old one,it didn't exceed it. . . .

thoadthetoad
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Alt's Amazingly Awesomely Affably Aptly Assorted Aliments Acquisition And Survival of Zombie Apocalypse Scale? HUH? Btw, your newer scale only matched my old one,it didn't exceed it. . . .

Mine still makes way more sense, and it's way moar awesome too. Btw, That's spam *calls tha zoph on j00*

On a different note, I'm severely pissed, but this is my last week of school which means moar ZOMBIE SURVIVAL!

Also, this threads birthday is in a couple of months~
thisisnotanalt
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Mine still makes way more sense, and it's way moar awesome too. Btw,


The one that I posted that you *coughfailedtoexceedcoughcoghackcough* was bettah than yours. :P I win!
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Also, this threads birthday is in a couple of months~


I'll buy it an infected cake.
LuciferSatanis
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wow, I've been on summer vacation for about 2 weeks now... >_>

thoadthetoad
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Loll, lucky.

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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wow, I've been on summer vacation for about 2 weeks now... >_>


You son'ma'gun!!!

My scale;

Blaze's
Life
And
Zombie (Zed)
Epedemic

Scale......


O, BTW, I dare someone to try and make me an alliteration...my names so big.


Special
Killing
And
Tactics
Emergency
Rescue

Killing
In
Dangerous

World
However
One

Pleases
Without
Noritity
Sparings

LOLZ!
LuciferSatanis
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blaze... you're mixing up alliteration with acrostics (a type of poem).

O, BTW, I dare someone to try and make me an alliteration...my names so big.


Alliteration is a group of words with the same letter in the front.

like: Agent Andy Ate An Apple After A Accumulating Acrostel Abruptly broke was horribly destroyed in a freak toilet accident.
thoadthetoad
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Agent Andy Ate An Apple After A Accumulating Acrostel Abruptly broke

It should be:
Agent Andy ate an apple after an accumlating acrostel abruptly broke [...]

lol.
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quiet thoady.. I'm really tired >_> too tired to even fight of zombies in a scenario.

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