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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thisisnotanalt
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Why 73%? You could only find one problem with my plan when it was first submitted. . . .

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Why 73%? You could only find one problem with my plan when it was first submitted. . . .


*slap*

Don't complain your in aren't you?

You sly little b*st*rd. By hands on I meant comment to comment or via e-mail so it remains confidential.


Yeah yeah yeah, I know what you ment...your just fun to mess with. XD


And thanks for clearing that up thoad, I am a lazy little @$$ and was hopeing not to have to......

O, ALt, now that your a member, you need to make a scenario...just cause I want to see what you got.
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Why 73%? You could only find one problem with my plan when it was first submitted. . . .


Dont complain! I don't give out free A's >_>

*hides gold stars in pocket*
thisisnotanalt
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Well, I have no map skills. XD So, no map for you.
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Don't complain your in aren't you?


I can byatch and moan when I get an opportunity, I guess.
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Scenario Tiem!
You and your best buddies were going on a road trip to go hunting in Oregon. You all go in an old pickup truck, with five sawn-off shotguns.
You, your best friend (who is a bit of an idiot) Rudy, your girlfriend Cathy, your friend Isaac, and your cousin Rocky. You didn't take any food. You thought you could buy some- but then, when you're at the grocery store, you begin to hear a few moans. People start screaming. Groceries are scattered along the floor. You're shocked as the detergent aisle is knocked to the floor, throwing detergent on the floor. You're at the far end of the store, and there are 50+ zombies throughout the store, standing between you and the nearest exit. You have to get out of there!
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Don't complain about shortness please, I did this in about 5 minutes. I didn't have time for a long and complicated scenario. I'll do an elaborate one later~
thoadthetoad
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First thing to do, open and throw all the detergent between the isle of me and the zombies. Then, since it's pretty easy, we'd climb the shelves seperating me from the canned goods isle. People are gonna freak out and probably run into the zombies/knock things over, so if some shelves are knocked over, we'd just walk across them. I'd then make a break for it for a trashbag, put all teh canned goods in the trashbag (probably glad forceflex), use it as a weapon when needed (like for people trying to stop me). I'd then exit through the back. In any way just exit through the back, lol.

LuciferSatanis
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Push all the isles overs knocking down all of the zombies, then ditch your cousins and your friend because lets face it nobody likes an idiot and you can get a new cousin. Take the girl and run. easy

thoadthetoad
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Take the girl and run. easy

Those sentences don't make sense, A) Girls have more of a conscience than guys.
B) They also will probably complain if they're the stereotypical girl.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Allright, well since your in a grocery store...........Hrm....are we all in the store? If s, have us divide into 2 teams. One of 3 and the other of 2. Then, one team go's and gets canned goods, while the other team finds a lighter. Put your back to the rear of the stroe, were the loading bays are, wait for the other team, and light that b!itch!

then run around the store, hop in the truck, and find a sfae little alcove around the sotre.

O, and since i can hot wire, I owuld steal some other cars, and use them to make a wall around us. XD

thoadthetoad
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light that b!itch!

thing about that: What about all the civilians?
Devoidless
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Wait...so we just happen to have five sawed-off shot guns? Are we planning to rob a freaking bank? XD
Fer serious...

I'm going to assume they are the old school two shot, double barreled kind. Even though admitting that we have five of them kills me. I'll also assume we didn't bring them into the store. Cuz...that'd be stoopid.

Detergent isle, eh?

Ok. We all grab a couple of bottle of large detergent. Open them up, dump them on the ground. It'll make it near impossible for the zombies to cross that spot. After that, grab one more large one each for a weapon. Won't kill them, but will knock them back and down if swung at the head.

Get to the front of the store, call out for survivors and tell them to meet out front. Get truck started, grab weapons and wait for five minutes. If people come out, tell them to follow you in their vehicles, killing any shufflers which appear. If things get too hairy, get out of there fast.

End.

MarioMario
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Can I join?

thoadthetoad
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Can I join?

If you wanna join you gotta pass the test *woo fingers*

Nah, all you gotta do is make a plan of waht would happen if a zombie outbreak occurred today, or even tomorrow. It takes about 2 weeks for the full outbreak to occur, the zombie can climb stairs but not buildings, and it cannot swim, it'll sink and suffocate. A straight shot to the head will most likely kill it.

Then, answer any scenario, ANSWER, NOT MAKE, YOU MUST ANSWER A SCENARIO. Everyone keeps thinking you gotta make one for some reason, it's annoying as hell. You must get at least a C on each.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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VOIDY FAILS!

wait.........o dam, he passes.......AGAIN!

thoadthetoad
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The only fault I can find with it is how he'll easily get to the store, if he runs around the isle than the zombies will infect other people while tracking you via footstep sounds.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Yeah, Iwas thinking tat,,,,since you spill the things on one isle, then you have to pick another, were people may be infgected, or other things are spilled.

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