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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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blaze... you're mixing up alliteration with acrostics (a type of poem).


Doah, I hate when I do things like this....

*Sigh*

Maybe I should have paied more attention on class?

*Sigh*

My thunder has been stolen!
DDX
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My thunder has been stolen!


*Hides gangsta's thunder on thaod's chair*

hmm watch where you sit

Doah, I hate when I do things like this....


its ok, thoady also messed up my explanation... by showing that I was wrong.
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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*Hides gangsta's thunder on thaod's chair*


Oh dear-est thundah, where could you-est be-est? Oh where, oh where?

its ok, thoady also messed up my explanation... by showing that I was wrong.


But that's Thoady, he does that a lot, because he's a Thoad.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Yeah....I never did know wha tthat word ment....o well. At least Me and blaze can be stupid togther.

Shadowphoenix39
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What not to do | Viruses:
-Creating a virus that is impossible to defeat
-Copying a virus; same applies with all
-Making the world empty (minus the survivor)


I can make a virus? AWESOME!



Name â" Zomb-Snakes

How they came to be - A group of scientists were trying to make a substance improving human reflexes and endurance. Someone suggested snakes, they are fast. Another said worms can endure a lot of damage. They added a few extra things to try and make humans immortal. It worked... kind of... It now infects a human, its tongue becomes forked and all four limbs pop off to be replaced by big slimy tentacles. For that reason, they are very slow. They have fangs and primarily strangle enemies. They can spit poison capable of temporarily blinding, or making one feverish.

Run/Walk - They can climb very easily, and they can't run.

Scream/Groan - Neither, they hiss.

Day/Night - They are nocturnal.

What they attack - Anything they find a threat, their brain is half human, half snake.

Durability - They can't take much damage, plus, they have a weak spot.

Doors - They can open unlocked doors.

Cure - You cannot be infected whilst submerged in H20.
DDX
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Name â�" Zomb-Snakes


uh...... wut?


half human half snake?
its tongue becomes forked and all four limbs pop off to be replaced by big slimy tentacles.


this... doesn't make any sense what so ever.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok, phoenix...I may be wrong, but i am allmost 100% sure your not a member. And unless you are, you can't make viruses/scenarios.

thoadthetoad
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I'm here bringing some news, me and skater have been snooping around and so far we're seeing if mud is gonna come back, but until then we're gonna keep a good lookout for the vice president and president spot.

So far, we're thinking DDX and blaze for VP/P. So we'll see if you guys will perk up to see who gets VP and P. Not to mention if some other members will step up their game to see if they can nab the spot.

In other news, I'm releasing a new part of the ZSC, the Zombie Task Force, or ZTF. If you can qualify (all you have to do is ask me for a REALLY HARD Scenario, and I'll give it to you and you have to answer with a survival plan) I'll let you into the ZTF, where you'll get a rank in the ZTF by how well you have your ZSG's (Zombie Survival Grades), and you get hands-on training with me and skater.

So yeah, happy surviving!

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and you get hands-on training with me and skater.


I shud totally be an instructor... lol but sounds good.

-DDX.
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Yeah, when thoad says hadns on, his hands will be on you.....so you might want to stick with learning from me.

Shadowphoenix39
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Okay, if you don't understand what my zombie/virus looks like here is a picture i drew real quick in paint.
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8929/zombsnake.gif

And as for those of you who say I am not in, please clarify how to get in, I must have misunderstood, I thought you became a member upon submitting your plan.

thoadthetoad
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Yeah, when thoad says hadns on, his hands will be on you.....so you might want to stick with learning from me.

You sly little b*st*rd. By hands on I meant comment to comment or via e-mail so it remains confidential.

And as for those of you who say I am not in, please clarify how to get in, I must have misunderstood, I thought you became a member upon submitting your plan.

That's only half of it. Not even half, now that I think of it.

Here's what you gotta do first and foremost:
1. Submit a plan.
2. Tweak the plan till you get at least a C on your zombie survival grade (produced from fellow members, but most of the time skater and I)
3. Submit a scenario answer and survive
*SPECIAL NOTE FOR 3.*
Do not make a scenario, make a scenario answer. For some reason the newcomers to this club have a hard time figuring this out, and I can't stress this enough for you to NOT understand me.

Special note for you, shadow:
Do not, repeat, not make a Zombie virus until your a regular, otherwise it'll not be respected. When not a member it will be ignored, and it isn't allowed (which means a delay before your club initiation). Also, I looked over your virus and it isn't that great. Here's some critique: 1. Why slimy arms? If they're slimy like a worm it'd be easy to escape their grasp. Snakes are not slimy, btw.
2. What use is there for a forked tounge?
3. Why only the limbs being detached?
4. Snakes aren't all that reflexive, fast, but not reflexive.
5. Your cure does not make sense, is it like being cured after dunked in water?
6. How are you even infected?
7. snake like tentacles for legs are not good for anything, no muscle almost no bone. Do you think tentacles can keep up a 130 lb. male individual? Unless you're polemic that's pretty much the regular weight.
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Tweak the plan till you get at least a C on your zombie survival grade


You guys never gave me mine. . . . .
DDX
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*slaps a 73% on alt* there you go, A-OK more like C-OK but o well

DDX
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Just a note:

130 lb. male individual? Unless you're polemic that's pretty much the regular weight.


that figure is more likely to be 150 pounds for the average height male. with 10% fat distribution.
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